Tony, Tony, Tony. Please Don't Make Me Think Poorly Of You.

So Ryan Seacrest reportedly saw Britney Spears giving Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo a lapdance at the L.A. nightclub which the girls from The Hills frequent, Les Deux.

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Click HERE for Ryan's account of Britney and Tony's public "frolicking."

Okay, what happened to Sophia Bush?! She's actually attractive and not batshit crazy! Tony please don't do this I'm begging you. You're too good looking and too sane to be having liaisons with Britney Spears. Homegirl is out of her fucking mind!