Mike Myers Is Mean, And Jessica Alba Can't Dance



On-set sources are chuckling for the wrong reasons about Mike Myers, who's in Canada shooting the comedy "The Love Guru."

We're told Mike has two male assistants follow him constantly, one to shield his fair skin with a personal umbrella and another to hold a fresh bottle of water with a straw for sipping.
"And Mike gets easily distracted by the sun hitting any reflective surfaces, so he makes people run around the movie with black tape to cover each one," says our snitch.
"When filming is outside, the sun moves and before you know it, there's black tape covering everything and people running around with rolls of it."

But the pièce de résistance was a big Bollywood dance scene, which neither he nor co-star Jessica Alba could master.
"He's a terrible dancer, and he had so much trouble getting the moves down that he changed the Bollywood scene until it was actually flamenco dance moves," laughs our source. (The scenery, however, is still Indian.)
And Alba was so bad, "Every shot cuts the feet out of the screen so no one can compare her missteps to the backup dancers! She's actually very nice and quiet, just so bad at dancing."

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No! Not Austin Powers! He sounds like a straight up dick. Just for shits and giggles, so I can remember Mike Myers fondly, here's one of my favorite scenes from Austin Powers:

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