Frenemies Alert!

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The girls from
The Hills, Lauren Conrad and Audrina Patridge, were spotted dining with a group of friends in Los Angeles yesterday. Shockingly, among the group of "friends" was a very pregnant Nicole Richie. For those who don't remember, before starting her relationship with Joel Madden, Nicole dated Brody Jenner, who just so happens to Lauren's current love interest. Awk-ward? Doesn't look like it. Hmmmmm.



When Blonds Unite

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NYDailyNews is reporting that Owen Wilson and Jessica Simpson were spotted out on a date in Los Angeles:

The two dined Sunday at the Huntley Hotel in Santa Monica before retiring to his Malibu home.

"He couldn't keep his hands off her," a witness tells the mag.

Okay I have to admit they would make a cute couple and Owen is in need of some affection after his hard breakup with Kate Hudson and the recent suicide attempt. However, Jessica Simpson is as dumb as the day is long and there's no changing that.


Ryan Seacrest Wakes Up Britney Spears Live On The Radio

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According to Britney, this phone conversation with Ryan Seacrest is the only promotion she will be doing for her new album, Blackout. Click HERE to listen to what is supposed to be an interview with Spears but what sounds more like Ryan having a conversation with a 5 year old.

Sounds like she's on drugs to me!


ODD COUPLE ALERT: Ashley Olsen and Lance Armstrong??!!

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Ashley Olsen, 21 years old, was apparently seen at Rose Bar at the Gramercy Park Hotel Monday night getting it on with Lance Armstrong, age 36. "They came together with a group of friends. Ashley drank red wine, sat on his lap and they were making out all night. They left together around 2 a.m."


Bizarro. What's with Ashley and wayyy older men? Remember when she was dating 30 year old Scott Sartiano, who is the owner of New York hotspot Butter? I guess she's ultra mature.


My Daily Hills Fix

What was Lauren Conrad for Halloween?

Click HERE to find out!

My life pretty much revolves around this girl so I had to post it. Plus she knows how to make slutty look cute!


Prison Break Star Sentenced To Prison

Lane Garrison, star of the popular television show Prison Break, has been sentenced to 3+ years in state prison for the killing a 17 year old girl in a drunk driving crash.

Click HERE to read about further sentencing details.


I feel that he definitely regrets what he did and will probably be forever changed by his actions that night but mistakes of that magnitude can't go unpunished.


Robert Goulet Dies At 73

The award-winning singer and actor passed away at the age of 73, on October 30 at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles, where he was awaiting a lung transplant.


Sadly, I only knew Robert Goulet through the skits that imitated him on SNL. So for those of you who aren't familiar with Goulet or his work check out this SNL skit starring Will Ferrell as Robert Goulet, rapping/singing.

Video: YouTube


A.C. Slater Practically Naked For Halloween

Mario Lopez is pictured here partying at the Playboy Mansion. I believe he's a Spartan from this years big hit film 300, but then again maybe he just wanted to show off his crazy sick body.

Source: TMZ



I Am Fully Aroused By David Beckham In Arena Magazine

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David Beckham is the only man in the world who can wear a long girly necklace on his bare chest topped off with a fur coat, and still have every women in the world fawn over him. The man is beyond beautiful and seems like a genuinely nice person the way he teaches soccer to underprivileged children. (So what the fuck is he doing with Victoria?!)


Oh No She Didn't!

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Did Fergie seriously crimp her hair or is this a funny joke? I swear I don't understand why people find this chick attractive. If all I have to do to snag Transformers hottie, Josh Duhamel is wear ugly shit and make my hair and makeup look like a hot mess, I would've done this a lonnnnnggg time ago. Fergie was caught wearing this heinous checkered outfit to go along with the atrocious crimped hair at a one-off concert at the Hordern Pavilion on Tuesday in Sydney, Australia with the Black Eyed Peas.



The God-Awful Movie Trailer For The Sure To Be God-Awful Film Mad Money

Mad Money Starring Queen Latifah, Diane Keaton, and Katie Holmes

Source: YouTube

Katie Holmes chose not to come back for the follow up to Batman Begins and she made this piece of shit? Incredible.


BritBrit Can Officially Say "Bye-Bye" To Her Rights As A Parent

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TMZ.com Reports:

Commissioner Scott Gordon gave Spears three visits per week, two from 12:00 Noon to 7:00 PM and one overnight visit. The visits will be monitored.

Spears and K-Fed are ordered to figure out holiday schedules with the kids.

Britney must submit evidence that she childproofed her pool area by Friday.

In the order, the Commish wrote that when Britney has the kids, "the environment at the house ranged from chaotic to almost somber with little communication at all." The Commish also recounts what the parenting coach complained of -- that "during all three of my visits, Ms. Spears rarely engaged with the children in either conversation or play."

According to the report, the coach wrote, "It seems that [Britney's] choices are dependent more upon what she wants to do at any given time rather than what would be more enjoyable for the children."
The coach also said Spears seemed to have a "lack of general attention at times" but there was nothing she "would characterize as abusive in a traditional sense."

And then the most damning comment from the parenting coach: "The problem is that unless Ms. Spears realizes the consequences of her behavior and the impact that it has [on] her children, nothing is going to be successful."


Duhhh...Is anyone actually surprised?


Britney Gets Pulled Over For Speeding Ya'll!!

Source: YouTube

Check out the video of Britney's album launch night with people who actually lined up to purchase the psycho's album, Blackout. Britney finally shows up dressed as a crazy Pirate Hooker, literally. Then off to L.A. hotspot, Winston's. And finally to top off the night, Brit and "cousin" Alli Sims get pulled over for what seems to be speeding.

It's Britney-Mania!


Well Of Course You'll Break Your Ankle If You Jump Off A 20 Foot Ledge, You Dunce!

Pete Wentz, frontman for the band Fall Out Boy, suffered a broken ankle over the weekend.

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Pete posted on the website FreindsorEnemies.com:

"I've got good news and bad news, which do you want to hear first? For anyone who was at the voodoo fest in new orleans – you got to see me jump around. ended up breaking the bone that connects my shin to my foot. no shows will be canceled. i am currently trying to get a 'rocker' boot so i can have a walking cast. currently my foot is the size of a small car. if you see me at a show come sign my cast."


Uhhh and what exactly made you think this was a smart idea again Pete?


I Am Fully Aroused By Chase Crawford

Holy shiza. Chase Crawford, star of the new teen television drama Gossip Girls, is drop dead gorgeous. Not only is he amazingly good-looking, but he's charitable too! Here is Chase at the 2007 Angel Ball to benefit the G&P Foundation for Cancer Research in NYC.


Goddamn you Carrie Underwood for taking this man off the market!


It's Official!

All my dreams are coming true!

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CelebTv is reporting that NBC has released an official statement through NBC Universal President and CEO Jeff Zucker saying:

"Conan O'Brien will take over The Tonight Show in 2009"

Yesssssss! It's officially official! Conan is my hero!


Britney's Even Crazier Than We Thought Folks!

I've been hesitating to post this because I'm not sure if it's bullshit or not, BUT, I've decided I'm just going to believe that it's true.Photo Credit: Addict3d.org

Kevin Federline's new girlfriend, Nicole Narain, gave News of the World the details of Britney's insanity as relayed to her by Kevin. Like I said, it may be bullshit, but isn't it more fun just to believe it?

On Britney’s mental state:
“Her mood swings are now so wild that I live in fear of getting a call telling me that she has killed herself. I can’t allow her to have custody because I seriously believe she could harm our sons. I’ve shared her life and I know she’s capable of anything with pills and a few drinks inside her.”

On Britney’s drinking:
“I’d see her walking around the house guzzling vodka and Coke and looking very tipsy. Then a few moments later, I saw her pick up Jayden and start breast-feeding him. That sent me up the wall. I yelled at her, ‘If you really wanna drink then make sure the baby gets bottled milk, not yours.’”

On what led to the divorce:
“I only found out when I heard it as a news item on the radio. I felt she was just trying to teach me a lesson for telling her off about the breast-feeding incident. But when I called she kicked off another row and screamed, ‘You’re nothing without me’.”

On Britney’s parenting:
“During the last few months I’d started picking her up on her parenting skills. She’d leave the kids near the pool unsupervised or drive around without belting them in. She always insisted what she was doing was right. There was no getting through to her.”

On Britney’s bi-curious pass at Nicole:
“I was doing my make-up and I could feel someone staring at me. It was Britney, in a green dress and looking a bit spaced-out. She looked at me in a provocative way… I thought she was hoping to get me closer to her. When I told Kevin he nodded and said, ‘Knowing her, she probably was’.”


So she was feeding her babies Vodka out of her tits? What a monster.


So Who's An American Idol Fan?

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Not me, really. Well at least not this season. But I know there is a whole following for the beatboxing Season 6 runner-up, Blake Lewis. So all you American Idol freak fanatics click below to hear Blake's first single off of his debut album.

Blake Lewis's First Single

I have to admit I like the song. It's catchy, and I'm a sucker for catchy.


Is David Katzenberg Wearing That Skeleton Costume To Mock His Girlfriend's Annorexic-Looking Legs?

Nicky Hilton and her boyfriend David Katzenberg, who previously dated Mary-Kate Olsen, walk to a costume party in Hollywood.


Seriously is that costume a joke or what? Nicky looks like a skeleton she needs to eat a burger, specifically and In'N'Out burger, and put some meat on those bones. I guess David has a thing for anorexic chicks.


Tallan Torriero From Laguna Beach Chimes In On The Hills And Dating Older Women

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On His Pals Lauren and Jason:

Conrad, he says, is still a good friend, whose success with The Hills is very deserved.

“I talk to Lauren all the time. She’s one of my best friends,” Torriero says. “We had a time where we didn’t really talk, because we just fell out of touch. Recently, I ran into to her and we started hanging out again. She’s a great girl . . . The Hills is humongous . . . It’s definitely not a bad thing to be in your early 20s and have your own show on MTV and your own clothing line. She has a great future.”

As for Wahler, Torriero’s high school pal and Conrad’s trouble-plagued ex, Torriero says he doesn’t “really talk to Jason . . . At the end of the day, I know that he’s a great guy just from knowing him when I was a kid. We just all have different ways of dealing with hard times.”

On Dating Cougars:
Torriero also talked about his famous girlfriends, rumored fling Tara Conner, who he calls a “good girl” who “inspired me a lot, because she’s a girl who was put under a microscope by the entire nation, if not the world, and she was able to overcome adversity.” As for being her current boyfriend, Torriero denies it, saying the Miss USA is “just a good friend.”

And the 20-year-old (who turns 21 on Nov. 2) also explains his appeal to “older women,” including Pussycat Doll Nicole Scherzinger, 29, and one-week fiancĂ©e Kimberly Stewart, 28.

“You know what it is? . . . I matured a lot faster than other people. A lot of the girls my age, not all of them, like to play games and . . . I don’t necessarily like to do that,” Torriero says. “I think older women go on a date with me, and then they say, ‘Wait, how old are you again?’ And then they’re like, ‘Well I’m already dating you, I might as well keep dating you’ . . . I’m not necessarily going after cougars or anything. At the end of the day, it’s just about being happy.”


I still don't get the Talan craze. I mean he's cute in a 12 year old boy way. It makes me think Nicole Scherzinger is a little bit desperate? Yes? No?


Mary-Kate Olsen Is Dead...For Halloween!

Mary-Kate Olsen and Marc Jacobs get playful at Kate Hudson's recent Halloween party. This is the same Halloween party that Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal were spotted at together.

Photo Credit: Mary-KateAndAshleyFan.org

I can't really figure out exactly what Mary-Kate is here, but I know that she is definitely supposed to be dead. Any guesses?


BritBrit's Blackout Booklet In HQ...If You Care

Personally, I think these pics are pretty boring, but check 'em out anyway.

Photo Credit: Oh No They Didn't

CLICK HERE for Brit's "sinful" pictures with a "catholic priest."

Yawnnn. I expected something a little more scandalicious Brit.


I Am Legend Trailer

Will Smith's new movie is called I Am Legend. The premise is basically: After nuclear attacks on the United States, Will Smith is the last man on Earth.

Check it izzout:

Source: YouTube

I don't know about anyone else but I think this movie looks pretty saweeeet.


This Is Too Funny Not To Post

This cartoon was just recently published in the New York Post:

By Sean Delonas

Hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahha. Whew. Okay. Any other thoughts?


Nicole Richie--Caught SMOKING!

I hope for everyone's sake, and my sanity, this story is not true. But knowing Hollywood, it probably is.

Photo Credit: New York State Of Mind

Click HERE for a detailed description of Nicole puffin away her baby's brain cells.

Stupid. Fucking. Idiot.


Tony, Tony, Tony. Please Don't Make Me Think Poorly Of You.

So Ryan Seacrest reportedly saw Britney Spears giving Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo a lapdance at the L.A. nightclub which the girls from The Hills frequent, Les Deux.

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Click HERE for Ryan's account of Britney and Tony's public "frolicking."

Okay, what happened to Sophia Bush?! She's actually attractive and not batshit crazy! Tony please don't do this I'm begging you. You're too good looking and too sane to be having liaisons with Britney Spears. Homegirl is out of her fucking mind!


Owen Wilson and Wes Anderson Talk "Darjeeling Limited"...And Completely Dismiss Owen's Recent Suicide Attempt

Artist on Artist: Owen Wilson and Wes Anderson

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Actor Owen Wilson and director Wes Anderson use a little bit of movie magic to appear as though they are interviewing eachother side by side when in fact they are not even in the same state! Regardless, the two pals talk about their newest film, The Darjeeling Limited, which stars Wilson, Adrien Brody, as well as my personal favorite, Jason Schwartzman. This is Wilson and Anderson's sixth film together, and Anderson says it's definitely the most personal and relatable film they have done together.

Check out the video above!

Owen looks good, he still has his cute, sarcastic, understated sense of humor :)


FUG ALERT: Speidi Halloween Edition

Photo: Just Jared

I'm sorry, but I can't take it anymore. Heidi and Spencer seriously make me want to vomit. If I see one more staged photo-op I'm going to scream. At least make it look like you're surprised to see the paparazzi! You guys are good actors you can do that can't you? Heidi's mermaid costume is beyond heinous, and don't even get me started on Spencer dressing as Spiderman. We get it dude, you love being one half of "Speidi." Pathetic. Not to mention he's posing big time off of his ex-bff Brody Jenner who dressed as Batman and Robin with a friend a few nights ago.

All I can say is: Atrocious. Abominable. Abhorrent. If anyone has other words to describe Speidi, please please leave them in the comments, I would love to use them in my next post because I'm running out of ideas.


Baby Bump Alert!

Cate Blanchett, star of the Oscar-winning film Babel and the upcoming Bob Dylan experimental biopic I'm Not There has a baby bump. No it's not the camera adding 10 lbs, no its not just an ill-fitting dress, and no she doesn't just have a "little tummy". Girlfriend is preggers, at least that's how I'm gonna call it for now.

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Update! Looks like I was right. Check out these pictures from Cate's appearance on the UK talk show Friday Night with Jonathan Ross

Photo Credit:Just Jared

Early Congrats to Cate and her husband Andrew Upton (even though its not officially confirmed)!


A Long Way From The Partridge Family...

Danny Bonaduce was at the erotic ball in San Francisco this weekend and he showed everyone way more than they ever wanted or needed to see.

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Click HERE to see Danny Bonaduce's teeny tiny incredibly abnormal and actually quite scary pee pee!


Why have my last five posts been about naked people? This is the last one for a while I promise! Unless tomorrow Brad Pitt decides to flash some paparazzi, then I'd have to go back on my word. You understand.


If You Haven't Already Seen Bai Ling's Tits, And For Some Bizarre Reason You Want To, Today Is Your Lucky Day!

Click HERE to see Bai Ling's tatas!


Paris Hilton Dressed As Alice In Wonderland...And Marilyn Manson

It's Paris's favorite time of year...Halloween! It's the one day that when she dresses like a complete whore it's semi-tolerable...because it's a costume. This is Paris's rendition of Alice in Wonderland at the Playboy mansion.


I'm sorry, but what is up with the Marilyn Manson contacts? Seriously, she's freaking me out. That's not hot, Paris.


Violet Affleck Has A Gap-Tooth...

...but she's still adorable!

Photos: Just Jared

Violet and her mommy Jennifer Garner playing in Central Park in NYC. I love this family. Thank god Ben got away from J. Lo when he did. Who knows what kind of diva spawns they would've produced?


Gyllenspoon Halloween Style

Don't bother hiding we see you Reese! Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon rolling up to Kate Hudson's Halloween party. I have no idea what they're dressed as but it looks like Reese is some sort of Marilyn Monroe-ish character? Thoughts?

Photo: Just Jared

Viva Gyllenspoon! (Even though it's a sham!) Hooray!

More pics of Gyllenspoon and their bizarro costumes HERE!


More Hills Drama: Audrina Says "Fuck You" To Justin Bobby!

I saw this one coming. Check out the video link below of Audrina and Justin Bobby's public dispute outside of an L.A. nightclub, it's pretty entertaining for many, many reasons.

Click HERE to watch Audrina lose it!

Okay for one, thank God Justin Bobby is out. He bothers me to no end, but he did make the show a little more interesting. Two, I feel bad for Audrina, I'm pretty sure in the video she says "I saw you guys fuck in the car!" Ruh roh. Three, the best part of this video is the giddy MTV photographers who go chasing after Audrina and Lauren like little boys on Christmas. Like I said, priceless.


Spice Girls Cat Fights Soon To Come!

The girls have been reunited for how long, a month now? And they're already at eachothers throats.

Click Here for a very very long but semi-interesting article if you wanna know how catty Spice World has become!


Why Kiefer?? Whyyyy?

I totally had a crush on Kiefer Sutherland...until now.


Come on man! Jack Bauer doesn't take off his pants in diners! Get your act together and make yourself more attractive again please.


The Papparazi Will Rob You...If You Leave A Camera Filled With Naked Pictures Of You and Lindsay Lohan In Your Car

Sooooo Lindsay Lohan's new boyfriend Riley Giles is wicked pissed because shit was stolen out of his car while he and Lindsay were having a "low key" dinner.

Click on the picture to see the bulletin enlarged.


I wonder what kind of scandalicious pictures we're going to see come out of that camera? Remember everyone, sober or not, Lindsay is a freak! All I can say is "Welcome to Hollywood holmes!"


Why Is Justin Timberlake Such A Douche?

CLICK HERE to find out!


BritBrit's Mad Dash From The Courtroom

Well I guess things didn't go too well in there. TMZ has video of Britney Spears exiting the courtroom and from the looks of things she does not appear to be happy. The court did not make a ruling but one is expected on Monday or Tuesday.

Check out the video HERE!


Kim Kardashian In Playboy...

Photo: Wireimage

Yikes. Kim Kardashian...in Playboy..if you're into that sorta thing...

Click here to see Ms. Kardashian's luscious lady lumps.

Yuck. Sorry I'm not anti-playboy but some of these pics are not attractive.


T.I. Released From The Slammer

Photo: Henry Adaso

Rapper T.I. was released from prison on Friday on a $3 million bond. However he will be under house arrest until his court trial for federal gun charges. If convicted, T.I., real name Clifford Harris, could be sentenced to up to 10 years in prison.

For the full story Click Here.


I'm not T.I.'s biggest fan, but for the sake of rap music I hope he gets off.


More Hills Fakery!

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So Perez Hilton has two very interesting posts on Audrina Patrige and Heidi Montag from The Hills and the reality of their respective jobs on the show. Turns out neither of them really work at the jobs that are shown on the show. Surprise Surprise.

To read about how Heidi obviously could've never snagged that promotion at Bolthouse to begin with, click HERE!

To read about how Audrina has never worked a day in her life click HERE!

Okay, so The Hills is as fake as Heidi's new nose and boobs, but that doesn't mean I won't continue to watch it religiously.


DeGeneres and De Rossi Still Together..For Now

Image: Rebecca Murray

Okay so following up on the Ellen and Portia break-up post, apparently Ellen's publicist released a statement about the Star magazine report saying, “The Star article is fabricated and false. If you believe Star and other tabloids are reliable sources, then they [DeGeneres and De Rossi] have had multiple children and marriages, as well.”


I'll believe that they're still together at the present time, but I'm willing to bet that the real break-up news comes sometime in the next month.


J-Wahl In J-Ail!

It's all about The Hills this week and I love it!

Life & Style is reporting:

Former Laguna Beach star Jason Wahler, 20, is currently serving time in a Seattle jail stemming from an April 8 charge of assault, criminal trespass and underage drinking.

The reality star checked in late last night and is hoping to be out within a few days, says an insider close to him.

"Jason is taking full responsibility for his previous actions," Jason’s publicist, Siri Garber, confirms to Life & Style. "He has been through rehabilitation, done community service and has been attending AA meetings. He would like to be an example to young people to make them realize that there are consequences for bad behavior. He is making amends and looks forward to continuing success in his career."

Now if Jason just breaks things off with his heinously unattractive fiance, he'll be all good in my book.


Man Claims He Had Sex With Larry Craig 20 Years Ago

Bad news for Larry Craig. One of his ex-lovers is coming out with all the juicy details from their sexual encounter, and it ain't pretty. Check It Out


Looks Like Everyone's Favorite Lesbian Couple Is Calling It Quits

There have been a lot of rumblings of an Ellen DeGeneres and Portia De Rossi breakup, but not until recently have I seen multiple confirmations about the deteriorating relationship.

Star magazine reports:
According to multiple sources, [Ellen’s] really in pain because her three-year romance with actress Portia de Rossi is all but over. “Ellen would never have broken down like that on TV if things were right in her home life,” one source tells Star. Portia has been telling Ellen she’s very unhappy at home,” says a second source….”When it comes down to it, she wants to be with someone younger ad hotter. She wants out, but Ellen has been begging her to stay. Portia is really everything in this world to her.”


Ouch. This is actually a sad one. Ellen effing rocks, especially when she dances! I always actually thought Portia was a little out of Ellen's league but now I'm mad that she's bailing!


Zanessa Appearance At Frederick's Of Hollywood

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Apparently, according to USA Today:
"Hudgens clammed up when she was asked to discuss her favorite looks of the evening, inspiring Efron to pipe in: ‘I’m not really an underwear kind of guy, but she is.’ Indeed, Efron did look bored as celebrated stripteaser Dita Von Teese performed in a gilded bird cage. Keeping a tight grip on her man, Hudgens would say only that she liked the feathers that appeared on models throughout the evening.”


Can anyone say...awkwardddd? I feel like this was the wrong event for Vanessa to attend in light of her recent nude photo scandal. Does anyone else find it interesting that "Efron did look bored as celebrated stripteaser Dita Von Teese performed in a gilded bird cage." ? Is USA Today trying to out him or something?