What The Eff Yo!?

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Somebody please tell me what Hilary Duff is doing with this douchebag again. For real? Aaron Carter? Isn't this the guy that cheated on her back in the day with Lindsay Lohan? Doesn't she realize that he's fugly? Where the fuck is her good looking hockey superstar boyfriend Mike Comrie?!

Hilary Duff Gives Her Boyfriend A Lap Dance. (Probably To Piss Joel Madden Off)

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This weekend Hilary Duff was seen at New York hot spot Tenjune, drinking "Veuve Clicquot straight out of the bottle," eventually getting wild enough to give her current boyfriend, ice hockey player Mike Comrie, a scandalous lap dance for everyone to see.

The Sun reports:

"She looked nothing like the sweet little Lizzie Maguire she once was as she treated Mike to a series of raunchy lap dances.

"The place was packed but Hilary didn't mind."

Why does the fact that this girl drinks and has sex shock people? Yeah she was on Lizzie Maguire which was a kids show but that was when she was a KID. Guess what? No one is "squeaky clean" in Hollywood, no matter how innocent they may seem. At least she's not a cokehead like Lindsay, or at least not that we know of.

Riley Denies Having A Myspace

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So apparently, those screencaps that I've been posting of Riley Giles' (aka Lindsay Lohan's boyfriend) myspace are fake, and someone has created a myspace account in Riley's name.

Riley tells InTouch:

"I don't even have MySpace. Someone is obviously pretending they are me. I definitely didn't say any of those things because I don't even have a MySpace account, what a joke!"

Hmm...are we believing him or are we thinking he just wants to get out of trouble for calling Dina a whore of a mother?

No Wonder Lindsay Is So Fucked Up!

Lindsay Lohan's parents are both probably two of the evilest people I have ever witnessed in my life. Her mom, Dina, is filming a reality show for E! which will show what a piece of shit mother she is and how she will exploit her children for any price. Now, Lindsay's father Michael Lohan is shopping around a pitch tape for his own reality show, about his quest to save Lindsay and the rest of the World through Jesus. You really have to watch this and watch the whole thing because I have never been so appalled in my life. If I were Lindsay I would cut both of them out of the funding ASAP.

Lindsay's Boyfriend Takes A Dig At Dina

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Wait a minute, are Lindsay and Riley moving in together? Also, mad props for totally calling Dina out! Guess Lindsay won't be appearing on that reality show afterall.

Paparazzo Kicks Lindsay, So Lindsay's Bodyguard Kicks Paparrazo...In The Balls!

While trying to make a quick exit from a parking garage, Lindsay Lohan was hounded by photographers and just before reaching her car, one paparazzo kicked Lindsay in the leg. Without missing a beat, her bodyguard turned around and kicked the paparazzo square in the balls. I don't understand why Lindsay was kicked in the first place but it's pretty epic footage, check it out.

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The Papparazi Will Rob You...If You Leave A Camera Filled With Naked Pictures Of You and Lindsay Lohan In Your Car

Sooooo Lindsay Lohan's new boyfriend Riley Giles is wicked pissed because shit was stolen out of his car while he and Lindsay were having a "low key" dinner.



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I wonder what kind of scandalicious pictures we're going to see come out of that camera? Remember everyone, sober or not, Lindsay is a freak! All I can say is "Welcome to Hollywood holmes!"

God Help Us All

Watch out everyone. The mother of Lindsay Lohan, Dina Lohan, otherwise known as the "White Oprah," is coming to a television near you. People is reporting that Dina has scored an E! reality tv show that begins shooting October 30th in New York.

Dina's supposed reason for wanting to do the show?
"There are so many misconceptions about me and my family. I’m setting the record straight."

And what is this God awful show going to encompass?
"It’s about empowering women to be successful single mothers. About being in the limelight without compromising motherhood. It’s about what I do, how you can be successful, and be a single mom and fulfilling your kids’ dreams. Working is my sole source of income.”

Dina's one wish for the show?
“We want it just to be real. It’s okay if it’s not as crazy as the tabloids make it.”

Will we get to see her oldest daughter Blohan?
“Lindsay is a family member and will lend a helping hand if Ali asks her, when she’s in the recording studio.”

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This interview is ironic in so many ways I don't even know where to start. First of all Dina, there are no misconceptions about you and your family. I'm pretty sure we all have a pretty good idea of how fucked up the Lohans are in general. Secondly, it's really nice that you want to show how to be "in the limelight without compromising motherhood," but you can't possibly think that you can be an example of that? You carry around Lindsay's coke for her and then help cut her lines to snort. If you could throw Lindsay under a bus you would and I have no doubt you will in the near future. All that being said, I'm really glad that this show is going to be real, you know, absolutely no editing to make it look like you are a super parent and multi-talented entrepreneur when in fact you will never be in the vicinity of either of those things.

Say What? What Happened To Blohan?

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Even though it was reported that Lindsay Lohan had to fulfill her obligation to PURE nightclub and host their New Year's Eve party, Perez Hilton just posted on his site saying PURE sent out a press release announcing that Paris and Nicky Hilton as the hosts of the New Year's Eve celebration!? Where's Lindsay?!

Booooo. This means no pictures of Lindsay drinking lots of "water" all night. I guess we'll just have to be satisfied with the pictures of Paris dancing on the bar while Nicky stands in the background rolling her eyes.

Do You Really Think It's The Best Idea To Host A New Years Eve Party When You Just Got Out Of Rehab?

Less than a month after leaving Utah’s Cirque Lodge, Lindsay Lohan is poised to make a comeback to the club scene.

A source tells Usmagazine.com the actress, 21, is set to host a New Year’s blowout at Las Vegas hot spot LAX.

But Lohan isn’t exactly breaking out the noisemakers about the gig.

“Lindsay doesn’t want to host, but she’s contractually obligated,” a source says.

The source tells Us Lohan took on the gig in order to pay back the “hundreds of thousands of dollars” she got by agreeing to host her 21st birthday in Sin City at PURE Nightclub (which, like LAX, is owned by Pure Management Group). Lohan was forced to scrap the July 2 bash to focus on her treatment in rehab.

Adds the source, “She already took the money from the birthday gig and can’t afford to pay them back.”

Her rep had no comment.

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Well...I guess this confirms the Lindsay Lohan Is Broke As Shit rumors. It also confirms that in less than 3 months she'll be off the wagon again. Oh well, it was inevitable.

John Goodman Out Of Rehab. Who Knew He Was In?!

John Goodman, possibly one of the greatest comedy actors ever (The Big Lebowski anyone?) has checked out of the Promises rehab center. The reason for his treatment is unknown but Goodman did release a statement through his publicist saying, "For my family and myself, I voluntarily took the necessary steps to remain sober the rest of my life."

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Lindsay Lohan you should learn from John Goodman. He checked in and out of rehab and no one even knew! Probably because he actually wanted to fix his problem.

Lindsay Blohan and her boytoy of the week day are a match made in heaven <3

Well well well, looks like little Ms. Lohan picked another winner! I knew it was bullshit when she announced that she had found a new boyfriend who was really grounded and going to be a really "good influence" on her. Pshyaaaa RIGHT. Riley Giles, professional snowboarder, and fellow rehabber, had been busted for DUI twice and found with an unauthorized prescription of Xanax before admitting himself to the Cirque Lodge rehab facility to get help for his addictions.

Whether or not he actually got help is yet to be determined, but he definitely got him some Lohan, and maybe a few STDs along the way. I give them a week before a) Lindsay dumps his ass, or b) they both stumble upon a bag of coke and a bottle of Vodka, lindsay crashes her car for a FOURTH time, and they both get to revisit the place where they fell in love: the Cirque Lodge. :)

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