No Wonder Lindsay Is So Fucked Up!

Lindsay Lohan's parents are both probably two of the evilest people I have ever witnessed in my life. Her mom, Dina, is filming a reality show for E! which will show what a piece of shit mother she is and how she will exploit her children for any price. Now, Lindsay's father Michael Lohan is shopping around a pitch tape for his own reality show, about his quest to save Lindsay and the rest of the World through Jesus. You really have to watch this and watch the whole thing because I have never been so appalled in my life. If I were Lindsay I would cut both of them out of the funding ASAP.

Heidi Montag possibly filming a music video? Vomit.

(Pictures: Pacific Coast News)

I'm sorry, but Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are the shadiest, most manipulative couple in reality tv history. How many times now have the paparazzi "caught" Spencer and Heidi on the beach? Her breast implants are too big for her body, first of all. Secondly, is it just me or is it beyond pathetic when your scumbag fiance has to film your first "music video" himself with a low budget digital camera? TEAM LAUREN all the way! Is there even a team for Heidi? Seriously anyone on Team Heidi please comment and let me know you're out there because I'm really not sure you even exist at this point.