Heidi Montag Reads The Bible Front To Back...And Then Poses For Men's Magazines

Heidi Montag from the MTV reality show The Hills is featured in this month's issue of Blender Magazine. As usual she says some really retarded things in the interview:

On the gigantic (and rumored to be fake) engagement ring fiancé Pratt gave her: “It’s at home,” Montag told the interviewer. “I take it off at night because it’s big and I don’t want it getting caught in my hair or scratching my face, and I didn’t have time to put it on today.”

On her career plans: “I’ve always been singing. I’ve been dancing since I was 2—hip-hop, jazz, tap, everything. I was a wicked stepsister in Cinderella. I was a fairy in A Midsummer Night’s Dream. I was Beatrice in . . . an old English play. Acting, singing, dancing —it’s always been in me.”

On how, in addition to her music ambitions, she’s also planning on becoming an award-winning actress: “I also plan to win an Oscar,” she says. “I’m very ambitious.”

On how she’s not a brainless shopaholic: “I like to read a couple books at once. I was reading the Princess Diana book. I’m reading a book about Chicago and the mob. Right now I’m also reading the Bible, beginning to end. I’m very religious. That’s how I’ve gotten to where I am.”

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I won't even comment on the Bible remark because we all know that's a pile of horseshit! But I will comment on the fact that she says she wants to win an Oscar. A) That will NEVER happen sweetie. B) You're not really helping the rumors about the show being fake by saying that you are a really good actress.

Lauren And Heidi Spotted Hanging Out!

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Star Magazine is reporting that Lauren Conrad and Heidi Montag, ex-best friends and now currently well known for their ongoing feud on their reality show The Hills, were recently seen hanging out together.

Star reports:

The Hills stars were seen together the weekend before Halloween getting into Lauren's black Mercedes convertible, which was parked in the garage of Lauren's building, a source tells Star. "They were laughing, hugging and being very affectionate with one another," says the source.

"There were no MTV cameras around," the source adds. "This seemed like the real deal. I saw Heidi coming to visit Lauren at her apartment without her fiancé Spencer Pratt."

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Okay that's it! If the infamous feud isn't even real, then this whole show can go to hell. Even though it will pain me greatly, The Hills will be dead to me. I hate being deceived!

Frenemies Alert!

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The girls from The Hills, Lauren Conrad and Audrina Patridge, were spotted dining with a group of friends in Los Angeles yesterday. Shockingly, among the group of "friends" was a very pregnant Nicole Richie. For those who don't remember, before starting her relationship with Joel Madden, Nicole dated Brody Jenner, who just so happens to Lauren's current love interest. Awk-ward? Doesn't look like it. Hmmmmm.

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My Daily Hills Fix

What was Lauren Conrad for Halloween?

Click HERE to find out!

My life pretty much revolves around this girl so I had to post it. Plus she knows how to make slutty look cute!

Tallan Torriero From Laguna Beach Chimes In On The Hills And Dating Older Women

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People reports:

On His Pals Lauren and Jason:

Conrad, he says, is still a good friend, whose success with The Hills is very deserved.

“I talk to Lauren all the time. She’s one of my best friends,” Torriero says. “We had a time where we didn’t really talk, because we just fell out of touch. Recently, I ran into to her and we started hanging out again. She’s a great girl . . . The Hills is humongous . . . It’s definitely not a bad thing to be in your early 20s and have your own show on MTV and your own clothing line. She has a great future.”

As for Wahler, Torriero’s high school pal and Conrad’s trouble-plagued ex, Torriero says he doesn’t “really talk to Jason . . . At the end of the day, I know that he’s a great guy just from knowing him when I was a kid. We just all have different ways of dealing with hard times.”

On Dating Cougars:
Torriero also talked about his famous girlfriends, rumored fling Tara Conner, who he calls a “good girl” who “inspired me a lot, because she’s a girl who was put under a microscope by the entire nation, if not the world, and she was able to overcome adversity.” As for being her current boyfriend, Torriero denies it, saying the Miss USA is “just a good friend.”

And the 20-year-old (who turns 21 on Nov. 2) also explains his appeal to “older women,” including Pussycat Doll Nicole Scherzinger, 29, and one-week fiancée Kimberly Stewart, 28.

“You know what it is? . . . I matured a lot faster than other people. A lot of the girls my age, not all of them, like to play games and . . . I don’t necessarily like to do that,” Torriero says. “I think older women go on a date with me, and then they say, ‘Wait, how old are you again?’ And then they’re like, ‘Well I’m already dating you, I might as well keep dating you’ . . . I’m not necessarily going after cougars or anything. At the end of the day, it’s just about being happy.”

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I still don't get the Talan craze. I mean he's cute in a 12 year old boy way. It makes me think Nicole Scherzinger is a little bit desperate? Yes? No?

FUG ALERT: Speidi Halloween Edition

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I'm sorry, but I can't take it anymore. Heidi and Spencer seriously make me want to vomit. If I see one more staged photo-op I'm going to scream. At least make it look like you're surprised to see the paparazzi! You guys are good actors you can do that can't you? Heidi's mermaid costume is beyond heinous, and don't even get me started on Spencer dressing as Spiderman. We get it dude, you love being one half of "Speidi." Pathetic. Not to mention he's posing big time off of his ex-bff Brody Jenner who dressed as Batman and Robin with a friend a few nights ago.

All I can say is: Atrocious. Abominable. Abhorrent. If anyone has other words to describe Speidi, please please leave them in the comments, I would love to use them in my next post because I'm running out of ideas.

More Hills Drama: Audrina Says "Fuck You" To Justin Bobby!

I saw this one coming. Check out the video link below of Audrina and Justin Bobby's public dispute outside of an L.A. nightclub, it's pretty entertaining for many, many reasons.


Click HERE to watch Audrina lose it!

Okay for one, thank God Justin Bobby is out. He bothers me to no end, but he did make the show a little more interesting. Two, I feel bad for Audrina, I'm pretty sure in the video she says "I saw you guys fuck in the car!" Ruh roh. Three, the best part of this video is the giddy MTV photographers who go chasing after Audrina and Lauren like little boys on Christmas. Like I said, priceless.

More Hills Fakery!

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So Perez Hilton has two very interesting posts on Audrina Patrige and Heidi Montag from The Hills and the reality of their respective jobs on the show. Turns out neither of them really work at the jobs that are shown on the show. Surprise Surprise.

To read about how Heidi obviously could've never snagged that promotion at Bolthouse to begin with, click HERE!

To read about how Audrina has never worked a day in her life click HERE!

Okay, so The Hills is as fake as Heidi's new nose and boobs, but that doesn't mean I won't continue to watch it religiously.

J-Wahl In J-Ail!

It's all about The Hills this week and I love it!



Life & Style is reporting:

Former Laguna Beach star Jason Wahler, 20, is currently serving time in a Seattle jail stemming from an April 8 charge of assault, criminal trespass and underage drinking.

The reality star checked in late last night and is hoping to be out within a few days, says an insider close to him.

"Jason is taking full responsibility for his previous actions," Jason’s publicist, Siri Garber, confirms to Life & Style. "He has been through rehabilitation, done community service and has been attending AA meetings. He would like to be an example to young people to make them realize that there are consequences for bad behavior. He is making amends and looks forward to continuing success in his career."

Now if Jason just breaks things off with his heinously unattractive fiance, he'll be all good in my book.

So It's True, The Hills Is A Sham :(

As trashy as The Hills is, I absolutely love that show. I live in LA normally so watching Lauren and Audrina eat at one of my favorite places of all time, Pinkberry, is highly entertaining for me.

Unfortunately, it seems as if the sham that is The Hills has finally been exposed. I mean, okay let's get real, we all knew that the show wasn't 100% real (there's no way Lauren and Jason would end up at the same restaurant on the same night as Heidi and Spencer by accident). However, I wasn't ready to except that it was pretty much a scripted show.

If any of you saw last weeks episode where the model Gavin takes Lauren out on a date, you may have noticed the much talked about nailpolish change.



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During dinner with Gavin, Lauren's nailpolish is bright red, and then as soon as she walks in the door from the supposed date, she has no nailpolish on.

Now Lauren's date that night, Gavin, is speaking out on his experience shooting The Hills, and how fake everything really is. Among the most interesting excerpts:

On how he got on the show:
"Then in August I got a call from my agency to go to a casting call for Teen Vogue, and Lauren and the camera crews just so happened to be there. She remembered me from our shoot, and the next thing I know, a producer’s asking me to ask Lauren for her number, and I’m signing release forms and being shot for The Hills. They wanted me to ask her about the runway show, how long she had worked that day, when would she get off, stuff like that."

On his experience filming:
"Like, they totally set up the BBQ scene for Brody and I to meet each other and talk because, as they said, “the audience would get a kick out of seeing ‘the ex’ talking to ‘the new guy’.” So they rent this house in Malibu for a set, bought a bunch of food and drinks, and just filmed us hanging out. Brody would talk all this sh*t, then be like, “Sorry about that, we’re just trying to make good television.” Like at one point, some other dude walked up to us while we were talking, and Brody goes, “We’re trying to film a scene here. Do you mind?”, like he’s interrupting our lines. Haha, it was some of the best acting I’ve ever done."

On Lauren:
"I honestly had a really hard time talking to her - she’s kind of a conversation killer, and when the cameras are rolling, all conversation is kept firmly on the surface. She talked about how mean Perez Hilton was, and how you have to be nice to the Paparazzi so they don’t release the uglier pictures of you. I don’t know – pop culture, Red Bull, stuff like that. In fact, the most interesting thing I got out of her was that she isn’t allowed to eat ice cream because her trainer told her she can’t."

Check out the full interview with Gavin here.

As If The Pictures Weren't Bad Enough...

I don't know whether to laugh, or cry, or put my hands over my head and assume the fetal position. TMZ has released footage to go along with the already hilarious pictures of Spencer Pratt filming Heidi Montag's first "music video." If you want a good laugh, click the link below to check it out. If you don't even want to waste 2 minutes of your time watching these pathetic people trying to elevate themselves off of the D-list, I completely understand.

Seriously, I'm cringing

Heidi Montag possibly filming a music video? Vomit.

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I'm sorry, but Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are the shadiest, most manipulative couple in reality tv history. How many times now have the paparazzi "caught" Spencer and Heidi on the beach? Her breast implants are too big for her body, first of all. Secondly, is it just me or is it beyond pathetic when your scumbag fiance has to film your first "music video" himself with a low budget digital camera? TEAM LAUREN all the way! Is there even a team for Heidi? Seriously anyone on Team Heidi please comment and let me know you're out there because I'm really not sure you even exist at this point.