Thats...Not...Attractive...Scarlett...

This is why I love celebrities people, they do crazy fucked up shit like this.


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E Online is reporting:

Ryan’s B-day was Tuesday, and last weekend, Scar-doll threw the slinky Smokin’ Aces studster an early bash at Chateau Marmont. How very nice. Can you guess what terribly unique prezzie S.J. picked to gift Ry with? A full-body massage, with each of David Beckham's bod-guards present (just like Becks does), just to make sure everything gets kneaded properly? A walk-on in Johansson Svengali 'Woody Allen's next slobbering outing? Oh, never mind, there’s no way you’ll ever guess, so we’ll just spill: one of her pearly whites. Yep, you read right.
“She’d just had her wisdom teeth removed, so she had one dipped in gold and strung on a necklace for him,” says Desk Ouch!, who ran to us with the goss, practically hyperventilating with the nitrous-oxide-laced looniness. Nasty. Who do these two think they are, Angelina and Billy Bob or something?

Only in Hollywood...What the EFF? If I were Ryan I would be running back to Alanis Morissette. Scarlett may be hot but that's some psychotic shiz right there.

JT & JB <3

Okay, despite the "ass-grabbing behind the back" post from yesterday, Justin and Jessica are really cute together...in a sickening sort of way.


P.S. How does everyone feel about the love square that took place between Justin, Jessica, Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds?

The square in brief:
Justin was hooking up with Scarlett after she had a cameo in his music video.
Jessica was hooking up with Ryan after starring in Blade Trilogy together.
Justin and Scarlett called it quits, and Justin moved on to Jessica.
Not to be left in the dust, Scarlett was seen recently looking very much like a couple with Ryan Reynolds.

So basically it was just one big lover-swap. Bizarre either way.