Well I Knew This Part Was Fake!

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More Hills fakery folks!

According to E! Online, MTV is currently holding auditions to be a part of Heidi and Spencer's wedding, which will be featured in an upcoming episode. Apparently, one person has already been cast: Actress Roxy Olin is in final talks to become Heidi's Maid of Honor.

The horror!

I'm glad Heidi will have a Maid of Honor even though she is fake. If they didn't cast her one, who would it have been? Jen Bunney? Pshhhya right!

Criss Angel Talks About Britney's VMA Performance

Illusionist Criss Angel, star of television show Mindfreak, reveals to Larry King that he pulled out of Britney Spears' VMA comeback performance because she wasn't willing to put in enough effort.

Angel said of Spears:
"I understand what she goes through in her life – she lives under a microscope, and it's unbelievable to see – it's difficult to watch"

"I really feel for her, I want the best for her, I want her to feel complete, and if she's happy with her performance I guess that's what matters," the Mindfreak mentalist said.

As for the VMA performance:
"Everybody loved what we came up with, but it required a tremendous amount of work and dedication that Britney decided to not want to put forth and do something that she felt would be better suited for her," Angel said.

Angel denied ever being romantically involved with Spears, but did admit to boinking Cameron Diaz.

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More Hills Fakery!

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So Perez Hilton has two very interesting posts on Audrina Patrige and Heidi Montag from The Hills and the reality of their respective jobs on the show. Turns out neither of them really work at the jobs that are shown on the show. Surprise Surprise.

To read about how Heidi obviously could've never snagged that promotion at Bolthouse to begin with, click HERE!

To read about how Audrina has never worked a day in her life click HERE!

Okay, so The Hills is as fake as Heidi's new nose and boobs, but that doesn't mean I won't continue to watch it religiously.

As If The Pictures Weren't Bad Enough...

I don't know whether to laugh, or cry, or put my hands over my head and assume the fetal position. TMZ has released footage to go along with the already hilarious pictures of Spencer Pratt filming Heidi Montag's first "music video." If you want a good laugh, click the link below to check it out. If you don't even want to waste 2 minutes of your time watching these pathetic people trying to elevate themselves off of the D-list, I completely understand.

Seriously, I'm cringing

Oh Hilary!

Hilary Duff: Definitely not Lizzie Mcguire anymore.

Los Premios MTV Latin America 2007 (Latin American version of the Video Music Awards) at the Palacio De Los Deportes on Thursday in Mexico City, Mexico.



Besides the fact that Hilary spent way too much time in a tanning bed, girlfriend is turning it OUT in this dress.
I bet her new boyfriend, professional hockey player Mike Comrie, was totally down with this outfit selection ;)



I'm not gonna lie. I listen to Hilary Duff's music. It's not my fault, it's like a disease! Ever since the Laguna Beach theme song, "Come Clean," I've been hooked.

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