Thats...Not...Attractive...Scarlett...

This is why I love celebrities people, they do crazy fucked up shit like this.


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E Online is reporting:

Ryan’s B-day was Tuesday, and last weekend, Scar-doll threw the slinky Smokin’ Aces studster an early bash at Chateau Marmont. How very nice. Can you guess what terribly unique prezzie S.J. picked to gift Ry with? A full-body massage, with each of David Beckham's bod-guards present (just like Becks does), just to make sure everything gets kneaded properly? A walk-on in Johansson Svengali 'Woody Allen's next slobbering outing? Oh, never mind, there’s no way you’ll ever guess, so we’ll just spill: one of her pearly whites. Yep, you read right.
“She’d just had her wisdom teeth removed, so she had one dipped in gold and strung on a necklace for him,” says Desk Ouch!, who ran to us with the goss, practically hyperventilating with the nitrous-oxide-laced looniness. Nasty. Who do these two think they are, Angelina and Billy Bob or something?

Only in Hollywood...What the EFF? If I were Ryan I would be running back to Alanis Morissette. Scarlett may be hot but that's some psychotic shiz right there.