Britney Spears premiered her new documentary "For the Record" tonight on MTV, which chronicled Britney's life for the past 60 days. I was a little nervous that this documentary was just a tease and we wouldn't really be hearing anything we wanted to hear from her, but I was pleasantly surprised because Britney didn't hold back at all! Did anyone else tear up? For real I felt really bad for her. It really gave us, the fans, a real look into what it's like to live her life, only to find that it's surprisingly lonely. It's not online yet but when it is, you bet your ass I'll have the link up here.
VIVA LA BRITNEY :)
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What did you think of Britney's "For the Record" documentary?
It's Official: Kids Not Allowed In Britney's Car
K-Fed's lawyer Mark Vincent Kaplan, was in court today informing the judge that Britney was caught on tape blowing a red light with her kids in her car a few days ago. The judge officially ruled that Britney is not allowed to have her kids in the car with her from now on.
It really doesn't look good Brit. You might as well just give up if this is how you're gonna roll.
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Britney's Second Video Shoot Halted Due To Positive Drug Test
OK! Magazine is reporting that Britney Spears has stopped the filming of her second music video for her song, "Piece of Me" allegedly due to her recent failed drug tests:
Man. She's almost like Amy Winehouse status now.
As her hand-picked group of dancers and choreographers gathered in a Los Angeles studio Wednesday to begin rehearsals for Britney Spears' latest video shoot, the troupe was hit with some unpleasant news — the beleaguered pop star has shelved the production.
The reason given for the abrupt change in plans? Brit's reportedly failed drug test — which rumors on the internet have chalked up to everything from asthma medication to amphetamines — and her scheduled date in court this Friday, when the video — for her single "Piece of Me" — had been scheduled to be filmed.
Almost as if they had seen into the future, the video's production team had been preparing for Brit's absence from rehearsals, seeking out a body double to stand in for the troubled singer during rehearsals — and possibly during portions of the actual shoot itself. However, it appears that even these precautions weren't enough to keep the video moving forward.
But a source inside Britney's camp is telling OK! a different story about the cancellation. "The video's producer was involved in an accident and is not able to film on Friday," explains a friend of the singer. "They rescheduled it for next week. It's strictly the production company's fault and they are paying to compensate for lost time."
Man. She's almost like Amy Winehouse status now.
BritBrit's Drug Test Shows Positive For Amphetamines
Although Britney Spears's camp is swearing up and down that this report is not true, TMZ is reporting that Britney's mandatory drug test, which can be administered by the courts at any time, showed that she had amphetamines in her system. For those of you who are not quite sure what amphetamines are, they include drugs such as speed, crystal meth, coke, and ecstasy.
Brit's lawyers are trying to claim that the positive drug test is due to a medication she is taking called Provigil which is used to treat narcolepsy, however it turns out that Provigil would not show up on this drug test and it is also not an amphetamine. She's got some explaining to do.
Ruh roh! Sheeeeeee's fucked.
Brit's lawyers are trying to claim that the positive drug test is due to a medication she is taking called Provigil which is used to treat narcolepsy, however it turns out that Provigil would not show up on this drug test and it is also not an amphetamine. She's got some explaining to do.
Ruh roh! Sheeeeeee's fucked.
What Britney's VMA Performance Would've Looked Like If She Wasn't Psychotic
Man, that would've been a comeback in my opinion. You fucked up bigtime BritBrit!
Wanna Know What Britney's Real Singing Voice Sounds Like?
Click HERE to hear some shiteous singing ya'll!
Paul Okenfold Remix Of "Gimme More"
Not only is this song pretty sick but the music video compilation of the old Britney and her dance moves is equally sick.
Britney Causes Fights Among Soccer Moms In Parking Lot!
Click above to watch as the mere presence of Britney Spears causes the normal people around her to go batshit crazy! Seriously I think there are about 3 fights going on simultaneously around Britney's car while she tries to back out of a parking lot. True entertainment.
Tony Make Up Your Mind!
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After going from Carrie Underwood, to Sophia Bush, to Britney Spears, Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo is apparently back to Sophia Bush. Apparently Romo is smitten with Bush and has already introduced her to his parents. According to Us Magazine:
"She can’t believe it’s happening so fast!" says a Bush friend, adding that the actress, 25, already has plans to fly east to attend Romo’s game against the New York Giants on November 11.
Hopefully Tony stays with Sophia for good. I hear Carrie is a bitch and as for Britney, does it really need to be explained?
Justin Timberlake Co-Directs New Duran Duran Music Video...And It Features A Britney Lookalike!
Justin Timberlake co-directed this Duran Duran video for their single "Falling Down." This girl looks exactly like Britney, and even is wearing many of the same clothes (the white fur vest, the hat, the glasses, the black feather vest). Although he has made it clear that he never wants to be with her again because she's fucking crazy, Justin must still be fascinated with his old flame.
Criss Angel Talks About Britney's VMA Performance
Angel said of Spears:
"I understand what she goes through in her life – she lives under a microscope, and it's unbelievable to see – it's difficult to watch"
"I really feel for her, I want the best for her, I want her to feel complete, and if she's happy with her performance I guess that's what matters," the Mindfreak mentalist said.
As for the VMA performance:
"Everybody loved what we came up with, but it required a tremendous amount of work and dedication that Britney decided to not want to put forth and do something that she felt would be better suited for her," Angel said.
Angel denied ever being romantically involved with Spears, but did admit to boinking Cameron Diaz.
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Britney Britney Britney, Are You Trying To Look Like A Hot Mess?
Photo Credit: BricksandStonesGossip.com
There are so, so many things that I want to say right now, but I don't know which one will best encapsulate my feelings about these pictures. Here are a few that I can actually articulate:- What on God's green Earth possessed you to wear this fugly piece of shit get-up? Really, did you design it yourself because that would make a lot of sense it looks like it was constructed by a strung-out crack whore.
- Red does not match with pink, honey!
- Burn the fishnets. NOW.
Ryan Seacrest Wakes Up Britney Spears Live On The Radio
According to Britney, this phone conversation with Ryan Seacrest is the only promotion she will be doing for her new album, Blackout. Click HERE to listen to what is supposed to be an interview with Spears but what sounds more like Ryan having a conversation with a 5 year old.
Sounds like she's on drugs to me!
BritBrit Can Officially Say "Bye-Bye" To Her Rights As A Parent
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TMZ.com Reports:
Commissioner Scott Gordon gave Spears three visits per week, two from 12:00 Noon to 7:00 PM and one overnight visit. The visits will be monitored.
Spears and K-Fed are ordered to figure out holiday schedules with the kids.
Britney must submit evidence that she childproofed her pool area by Friday.
In the order, the Commish wrote that when Britney has the kids, "the environment at the house ranged from chaotic to almost somber with little communication at all." The Commish also recounts what the parenting coach complained of -- that "during all three of my visits, Ms. Spears rarely engaged with the children in either conversation or play."
According to the report, the coach wrote, "It seems that [Britney's] choices are dependent more upon what she wants to do at any given time rather than what would be more enjoyable for the children."
The coach also said Spears seemed to have a "lack of general attention at times" but there was nothing she "would characterize as abusive in a traditional sense."
And then the most damning comment from the parenting coach: "The problem is that unless Ms. Spears realizes the consequences of her behavior and the impact that it has [on] her children, nothing is going to be successful."
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Duhhh...Is anyone actually surprised?
Britney Gets Pulled Over For Speeding Ya'll!!
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Check out the video of Britney's album launch night with people who actually lined up to purchase the psycho's album, Blackout. Britney finally shows up dressed as a crazy Pirate Hooker, literally. Then off to L.A. hotspot, Winston's. And finally to top off the night, Brit and "cousin" Alli Sims get pulled over for what seems to be speeding.
It's Britney-Mania!
Britney's Even Crazier Than We Thought Folks!
I've been hesitating to post this because I'm not sure if it's bullshit or not, BUT, I've decided I'm just going to believe that it's true.
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Kevin Federline's new girlfriend, Nicole Narain, gave News of the World the details of Britney's insanity as relayed to her by Kevin. Like I said, it may be bullshit, but isn't it more fun just to believe it?
SourceOn Britney’s mental state:
“Her mood swings are now so wild that I live in fear of getting a call telling me that she has killed herself. I can’t allow her to have custody because I seriously believe she could harm our sons. I’ve shared her life and I know she’s capable of anything with pills and a few drinks inside her.”On Britney’s drinking:
“I’d see her walking around the house guzzling vodka and Coke and looking very tipsy. Then a few moments later, I saw her pick up Jayden and start breast-feeding him. That sent me up the wall. I yelled at her, ‘If you really wanna drink then make sure the baby gets bottled milk, not yours.’”On what led to the divorce:
“I only found out when I heard it as a news item on the radio. I felt she was just trying to teach me a lesson for telling her off about the breast-feeding incident. But when I called she kicked off another row and screamed, ‘You’re nothing without me’.”On Britney’s parenting:
“During the last few months I’d started picking her up on her parenting skills. She’d leave the kids near the pool unsupervised or drive around without belting them in. She always insisted what she was doing was right. There was no getting through to her.”On Britney’s bi-curious pass at Nicole:
“I was doing my make-up and I could feel someone staring at me. It was Britney, in a green dress and looking a bit spaced-out. She looked at me in a provocative way… I thought she was hoping to get me closer to her. When I told Kevin he nodded and said, ‘Knowing her, she probably was’.”
So she was feeding her babies Vodka out of her tits? What a monster.
BritBrit's Blackout Booklet In HQ...If You Care
Personally, I think these pics are pretty boring, but check 'em out anyway. 
Photo Credit: Oh No They Didn't
CLICK HERE for Brit's "sinful" pictures with a "catholic priest."
Yawnnn. I expected something a little more scandalicious Brit.
This Is Too Funny Not To Post
This cartoon was just recently published in the New York Post:
By Sean Delonas
Hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahha. Whew. Okay. Any other thoughts?
Tony, Tony, Tony. Please Don't Make Me Think Poorly Of You.
So Ryan Seacrest reportedly saw Britney Spears giving Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo a lapdance at the L.A. nightclub which the girls from The Hills frequent, Les Deux. 
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Click HERE for Ryan's account of Britney and Tony's public "frolicking."
Okay, what happened to Sophia Bush?! She's actually attractive and not batshit crazy! Tony please don't do this I'm begging you. You're too good looking and too sane to be having liaisons with Britney Spears. Homegirl is out of her fucking mind!
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