Heidi Montag Reads The Bible Front To Back...And Then Poses For Men's Magazines

Heidi Montag from the MTV reality show The Hills is featured in this month's issue of Blender Magazine. As usual she says some really retarded things in the interview:

On the gigantic (and rumored to be fake) engagement ring fiancĂ© Pratt gave her: “It’s at home,” Montag told the interviewer. “I take it off at night because it’s big and I don’t want it getting caught in my hair or scratching my face, and I didn’t have time to put it on today.”

On her career plans: “I’ve always been singing. I’ve been dancing since I was 2—hip-hop, jazz, tap, everything. I was a wicked stepsister in Cinderella. I was a fairy in A Midsummer Night’s Dream. I was Beatrice in . . . an old English play. Acting, singing, dancing —it’s always been in me.”

On how, in addition to her music ambitions, she’s also planning on becoming an award-winning actress: “I also plan to win an Oscar,” she says. “I’m very ambitious.”

On how she’s not a brainless shopaholic: “I like to read a couple books at once. I was reading the Princess Diana book. I’m reading a book about Chicago and the mob. Right now I’m also reading the Bible, beginning to end. I’m very religious. That’s how I’ve gotten to where I am.”


I won't even comment on the Bible remark because we all know that's a pile of horseshit! But I will comment on the fact that she says she wants to win an Oscar. A) That will NEVER happen sweetie. B) You're not really helping the rumors about the show being fake by saying that you are a really good actress.


Daszzle said...

Oh Lord, not again. Everytime Heidi and Spencer do an interview I almost pee my pants and I think my eyeball are going to fall right out of their sockets the way they roll. Thanks for the kick ;)!