Britney Britney Britney, Are You Trying To Look Like A Hot Mess?

There are so, so many things that I want to say right now, but I don't know which one will best encapsulate my feelings about these pictures. Here are a few that I can actually articulate:
  1. What on God's green Earth possessed you to wear this fugly piece of shit get-up? Really, did you design it yourself because that would make a lot of sense it looks like it was constructed by a strung-out crack whore.
  2. Red does not match with pink, honey!
  3. Burn the fishnets. NOW.
Oh by the way, this "costume" is supposed to be Josie and the Pussycats....if Josie was a stripper!