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TMZ.com Reports:
Commissioner Scott Gordon gave Spears three visits per week, two from 12:00 Noon to 7:00 PM and one overnight visit. The visits will be monitored.
Spears and K-Fed are ordered to figure out holiday schedules with the kids.
Britney must submit evidence that she childproofed her pool area by Friday.
In the order, the Commish wrote that when Britney has the kids, "the environment at the house ranged from chaotic to almost somber with little communication at all." The Commish also recounts what the parenting coach complained of -- that "during all three of my visits, Ms. Spears rarely engaged with the children in either conversation or play."
According to the report, the coach wrote, "It seems that [Britney's] choices are dependent more upon what she wants to do at any given time rather than what would be more enjoyable for the children."
The coach also said Spears seemed to have a "lack of general attention at times" but there was nothing she "would characterize as abusive in a traditional sense."
And then the most damning comment from the parenting coach: "The problem is that unless Ms. Spears realizes the consequences of her behavior and the impact that it has [on] her children, nothing is going to be successful."
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Duhhh...Is anyone actually surprised?
BritBrit Can Officially Say "Bye-Bye" To Her Rights As A Parent
Britney's Even Crazier Than We Thought Folks!
I've been hesitating to post this because I'm not sure if it's bullshit or not, BUT, I've decided I'm just going to believe that it's true.
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Kevin Federline's new girlfriend, Nicole Narain, gave News of the World the details of Britney's insanity as relayed to her by Kevin. Like I said, it may be bullshit, but isn't it more fun just to believe it?
SourceOn Britney’s mental state:
“Her mood swings are now so wild that I live in fear of getting a call telling me that she has killed herself. I can’t allow her to have custody because I seriously believe she could harm our sons. I’ve shared her life and I know she’s capable of anything with pills and a few drinks inside her.”On Britney’s drinking:
“I’d see her walking around the house guzzling vodka and Coke and looking very tipsy. Then a few moments later, I saw her pick up Jayden and start breast-feeding him. That sent me up the wall. I yelled at her, ‘If you really wanna drink then make sure the baby gets bottled milk, not yours.’”On what led to the divorce:
“I only found out when I heard it as a news item on the radio. I felt she was just trying to teach me a lesson for telling her off about the breast-feeding incident. But when I called she kicked off another row and screamed, ‘You’re nothing without me’.”On Britney’s parenting:
“During the last few months I’d started picking her up on her parenting skills. She’d leave the kids near the pool unsupervised or drive around without belting them in. She always insisted what she was doing was right. There was no getting through to her.”On Britney’s bi-curious pass at Nicole:
“I was doing my make-up and I could feel someone staring at me. It was Britney, in a green dress and looking a bit spaced-out. She looked at me in a provocative way… I thought she was hoping to get me closer to her. When I told Kevin he nodded and said, ‘Knowing her, she probably was’.”
So she was feeding her babies Vodka out of her tits? What a monster.
Violet Affleck Has A Gap-Tooth...
...but she's still adorable!
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Violet and her mommy Jennifer Garner playing in Central Park in NYC. I love this family. Thank god Ben got away from J. Lo when he did. Who knows what kind of diva spawns they would've produced?
Xtina And Jordy Out Shopping For Baby Gear
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So apparently Xtina has decided to name her baby Jordan, after her husband, Jordan Bratman. I like the name Jordan, but personally I hate when people name their kids after the father. There are like 8 Mike's in one family, how do you ever know if someone's talking to you?
Brit-Brit Gets Her Babies Back
Well that was quick. 
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People reports:
Britney Spears has regained visitation rights of her sons, Preston, 2, and Jayden James, 1, PEOPLE has learned.
The singer on Saturday was spotted driving with her children in Studio City, Calif., in her white Mercedes convertible, which was decorated with pumpkins on the dashboard.
A presumed court-appointed monitor was seated in the front seat, with her sons in the rear.
On Wednesday, L.A. Superior Court Commissioner Scott Gordon had temporarily suspended her visitation rights. A source close to Spears told PEOPLE the judge removed her rights after the pop star was unreachable by a cell phone designated for court-related scheduling.
On Thursday, Kevin Federline's lawyer, Mark Vincent Kaplan, said he expected Spears would get visitation reinstated soon because "she has complied with the part of the order [causing the suspension]."
Lawyers for both sides did not respond to calls for comment.
Spears and Federline are both required to show up for their next hearing on Oct. 26.
Something tells me I'm going to be wasting a lot of web space with "Britney loses/regains custody" posts. Hopefully she doesn't fuck it up again!
Brit-Brit lost the kids..again
Britney Spears’ visitation rights with her children have been suspended, L.A. County Commissioner Scott Gordon has ordered.
The order on Thursday morning came a day after Kevin Federline’s lawyer, Mark Vincent Kaplan, called for an hour-long, ex-parte hearing in Federline and Spears’ ongoing custody battle in Los Angeles Superior Court.
A Spears source claims the reason for the suspension of visitation is that Spears failed to be on a required conference call because her court-issued cell phone doesn’t get reliable reception at her Malibu home. The source tells Us that while Spears has a land line, the court “refused to call it.”
But a source close to Federline counters: “Blaming the cell phone is ridiculous. The judge called her in last Thursday specifically to spell out what she needed to do to see her kids, and she didn’t follow the rules outlined. The judge could not have been more clear. I can only imagine that there are numerous ways to reach britney - including a land line.”
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At least come up with a better excuse than that Brit-Brit...K Fed is showing you up like it's his job.
Whose kids are these?
Which actress and musician are the proud parents of these two adorable children?
Photos by Pacific Coast News.
*Hint: The little girl is a SPITTING IMAGE of her mother. If you don't guess who it is after that hint...then you obviously are not as big of a freak as I am.
Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-check it out!