Can't get enough Jonai? Here's a pretty entertaining article that was just released on the Jonas Brothers.
To sum it all up:
Kevin is an uptight douche who can't carry a convo
Joe is super upset that his hair is starting to curl
Nick has diabetes, wah wah wah
Yet Another Article from the Jo Bros
Guy Ritchie Cursed?
Apparently there's been a quite a few fuckups on the set of the new Guy Ritchie film Sherlock Holmes starring Robert Downey Jr....RUH ROH
The Sun reports:
The cast and crew first wondered if they had a mystery fit for legendary detective Holmes on their hands when ROBERT DOWNEY JR was knocked out by a 7ft wrestler.
Then yesterday, he and JUDE LAW, 35 — who plays his sidekick Dr Watson — had to flee the set with Ritchie when a petrol tanker exploded in a fireball.
The Iron Man actor, 43, was knocked unconscious by 25-stone co-star ROBERT MAILLET during a fight scene.
Downey Jr — who plays the famous detective — was “out cold” for six seconds and “drooling blood” before medics could bring him round.
A nurse on set at Chatham dockyard in Kent gave him six stitches in his mouth.
A source said: “Robert was accidentally caught on the chin by a thundering hook. He went flying and was out cold.
“He didn’t want to go to hospital and kept trying to get up. He’s a trooper. But there have been lots of other problems too.”
Yesterday’s drama came as the loaded tanker burst into flames during a delivery to the set — forcing it to close for two hours.
The source added: “The crew have started joking about the curse of Sherlock Holmes.”
Yeah, I'm gonna say that I think it's more the crew fucking up than an evil curse. How bout you just stop fucking up? And don't hurt RDJ, I secretly love him. Cool. Thanks.
What did you think of Britney's "For the Record" documentary?
Britney Spears premiered her new documentary "For the Record" tonight on MTV, which chronicled Britney's life for the past 60 days. I was a little nervous that this documentary was just a tease and we wouldn't really be hearing anything we wanted to hear from her, but I was pleasantly surprised because Britney didn't hold back at all! Did anyone else tear up? For real I felt really bad for her. It really gave us, the fans, a real look into what it's like to live her life, only to find that it's surprisingly lonely. It's not online yet but when it is, you bet your ass I'll have the link up here.
VIVA LA BRITNEY :)
Kanye Breaks Down On Stage
This is so unbelievably sad. Following his mother's recent death, Kanye West decided to go on with his show in Paris. When trying to introduce his song "Hey Mama" which he wrote about his now deceased mother Donda West, he broke down in tears and could not go on with the song.
People is reporting:
The night was very emotional for Kanye. During the end of his set, with the riff of Hey Mama beginning, West attempted to introduce the tribute, saying “this song is for my mother….” and could get no further.
Too chocked up, Kanye had started crying.
“He just cracked,” one attendee tells People, “He was at the end of his concert and had just started to dedicate the song and then he just lost it completely.
Adds another attendee, “A back-up singer, the DJ and a guitar player came over to console him. It looked like he might collapse. He just couldn’t continue. He just stood there in a spotlight, crying while the band continued playing.”
The audience, showing their love and support for the rapper, reacted by offering calls of encouragement, which grew into applause.
Overcome by emotion, Kanye left the stage for about 15 minutes and returned to conclude the concert with a rousing performance of Stronger..
His momma would be proud!
“He was very nervous, seemed to have gathered himself up, and had a lot of energy,” one reviewer notes. “He kept shouting out to the audience, ‘I need you… I need you right now.’ and the public was screaming back. It was magic.”
Kanye has cancelled his previously scheduled concert Monday in Amsterdam. He is expected to return to the U.S. and attend his mother’s funeral in Oklahoma City on Tuesday.
West then should be returning to Europe to resume his tour, Thursday night in London.
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What The Eff Yo!?
Somebody please tell me what Hilary Duff is doing with this douchebag again. For real? Aaron Carter? Isn't this the guy that cheated on her back in the day with Lindsay Lohan? Doesn't she realize that he's fugly? Where the fuck is her good looking hockey superstar boyfriend Mike Comrie?!
This Movie Is Going To Be So Disturbing
Look is about the constant surveillance Americans are under and the entire movie is shown through surveillance cameras. Now I'm never going to be able to chance in a dressing room again, great.
Listen To John Mayer's New Song
John Mayer has posted a new song to his website called "Say." Click HERE to listen!
John Mayer explains the song on his site:
I really like the song it's sweet.
John Mayer explains the song on his site:
You know, I should probably wait for this to go up on iTunes, but with so much coverage of my worthless non-guitar playing pursuits, I think I owe you all a bit of what I actually DO for a living.This is a song called "Say", and was written for the upcoming film "The Bucket List", starring the powerhouse acting duo of Nicholson and Freeman. Of course I'm speaking about the great Frank Nicholson and Moishe Freeman, who haven't reunited since the hit '70s sitcom "That '50s Show".
And if you happen to see me in pictures looking as if I'm having the time of my life, just remember that I'm probably actually thinking of something quite somber. So rest easy, superfans.
Enjoy.
I really like the song it's sweet.
It's Official: Kids Not Allowed In Britney's Car
K-Fed's lawyer Mark Vincent Kaplan, was in court today informing the judge that Britney was caught on tape blowing a red light with her kids in her car a few days ago. The judge officially ruled that Britney is not allowed to have her kids in the car with her from now on.
It really doesn't look good Brit. You might as well just give up if this is how you're gonna roll.
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Heidi Montag Reads The Bible Front To Back...And Then Poses For Men's Magazines
On the gigantic (and rumored to be fake) engagement ring fiancé Pratt gave her: “It’s at home,” Montag told the interviewer. “I take it off at night because it’s big and I don’t want it getting caught in my hair or scratching my face, and I didn’t have time to put it on today.”
On her career plans: “I’ve always been singing. I’ve been dancing since I was 2—hip-hop, jazz, tap, everything. I was a wicked stepsister in Cinderella. I was a fairy in A Midsummer Night’s Dream. I was Beatrice in . . . an old English play. Acting, singing, dancing —it’s always been in me.”
On how, in addition to her music ambitions, she’s also planning on becoming an award-winning actress: “I also plan to win an Oscar,” she says. “I’m very ambitious.”
On how she’s not a brainless shopaholic: “I like to read a couple books at once. I was reading the Princess Diana book. I’m reading a book about Chicago and the mob. Right now I’m also reading the Bible, beginning to end. I’m very religious. That’s how I’ve gotten to where I am.”
I won't even comment on the Bible remark because we all know that's a pile of horseshit! But I will comment on the fact that she says she wants to win an Oscar. A) That will NEVER happen sweetie. B) You're not really helping the rumors about the show being fake by saying that you are a really good actress.
Britney's Second Video Shoot Halted Due To Positive Drug Test
OK! Magazine is reporting that Britney Spears has stopped the filming of her second music video for her song, "Piece of Me" allegedly due to her recent failed drug tests:
Man. She's almost like Amy Winehouse status now.
As her hand-picked group of dancers and choreographers gathered in a Los Angeles studio Wednesday to begin rehearsals for Britney Spears' latest video shoot, the troupe was hit with some unpleasant news — the beleaguered pop star has shelved the production.
The reason given for the abrupt change in plans? Brit's reportedly failed drug test — which rumors on the internet have chalked up to everything from asthma medication to amphetamines — and her scheduled date in court this Friday, when the video — for her single "Piece of Me" — had been scheduled to be filmed.
Almost as if they had seen into the future, the video's production team had been preparing for Brit's absence from rehearsals, seeking out a body double to stand in for the troubled singer during rehearsals — and possibly during portions of the actual shoot itself. However, it appears that even these precautions weren't enough to keep the video moving forward.
But a source inside Britney's camp is telling OK! a different story about the cancellation. "The video's producer was involved in an accident and is not able to film on Friday," explains a friend of the singer. "They rescheduled it for next week. It's strictly the production company's fault and they are paying to compensate for lost time."
Man. She's almost like Amy Winehouse status now.
BritBrit's Drug Test Shows Positive For Amphetamines
Although Britney Spears's camp is swearing up and down that this report is not true, TMZ is reporting that Britney's mandatory drug test, which can be administered by the courts at any time, showed that she had amphetamines in her system. For those of you who are not quite sure what amphetamines are, they include drugs such as speed, crystal meth, coke, and ecstasy.
Brit's lawyers are trying to claim that the positive drug test is due to a medication she is taking called Provigil which is used to treat narcolepsy, however it turns out that Provigil would not show up on this drug test and it is also not an amphetamine. She's got some explaining to do.
Ruh roh! Sheeeeeee's fucked.
Brit's lawyers are trying to claim that the positive drug test is due to a medication she is taking called Provigil which is used to treat narcolepsy, however it turns out that Provigil would not show up on this drug test and it is also not an amphetamine. She's got some explaining to do.
Ruh roh! Sheeeeeee's fucked.
Ryan May Have Cheated On Reese, But He Loves His Kids
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Although he probably did cheat on Reese and I really like Reese with Jake Gyllenhaal, I feel bad for Ryan. He seems like such a great dad, and those kids are so cute I could eat them!
Ryan Phillipe carries his kids Ava and Deacon out of LAX trying to shield them from the paparazzi. Ryan recently sat down for an interview with new magazine Man About Town and talked about his tough divorce with Reese Witherspoon:
On being a mess after his divorce from Reese Witherspoon: “After the divorce I was a physical wreck. I wanted to die. I was ready to kill myself. I was not taking care of myself at all. I would wake up and cry and vomit.”
On using his past experiences to now cry on demand: “Now, it’s f–king easy. When I was younger, I didn’t have enough to cry about. But since I’ve had kids, I feel my work has become better, because my life is fuller and more complicated, and I’ve experienced so many highs and lows.”
On why you won’t see him doing any endorsement deals in the near future: “If I see actors doing commercials, such as Catherine Zeta-Jones in the T-Mobile ads now. When I see her in a movie it’s hard to disassociate the two.”
On Elizabeth Taylor and Elton John, who once took him out for tea: “I was sitting there looking at them interact, and I’m thinking, These people have raised millions of dollars to save people. The potential power of celebrity is astounding.”
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Although he probably did cheat on Reese and I really like Reese with Jake Gyllenhaal, I feel bad for Ryan. He seems like such a great dad, and those kids are so cute I could eat them!
Minka And John Catch Some B-Ball
Images via JustJared
New couple John Mayer and Minka Kelly, star of television show Friday Night Lights were spotted courtside in Madison Square Garden cheering on the New York Knicks.
Thank God John got out of his relationship with Jessica Simpson while he still could, Minka suits him well.
Thank God For Armani
According to Women's Wear Daily, soccer player David Beckham will be the spokesman for Giorgio Armani's new Emporio Armani underwear collection in the United States. Apparently Beckham was seen shooting the ad campaign in Los Angeles last week, and the ads will make their debut in magazines this coming January.
That being said, I will be collecting every January issue of every magazine in the United States.
That being said, I will be collecting every January issue of every magazine in the United States.
Nicolette Sheridan Has A Bun In The Oven
Image via FemaleFirst
Rumor has it that Nicolette Sheridan, star of the ABC hit television show Desperate Housewives, is pregnant. The father is her fiance, singer Michael Bolton.
FemaleFirst Reports:
This will definitely be a hot baby.A show source said: "She's absolutely glowing and her pregnancy is the buzz of the set."
The 43-year-old actress has been asking her co-stars Marcia Cross and Felicity Huffman for advice on pregnancy and motherhood.
The source added: "She kept asking Felicity and Marcia about how the pregnancy would change her appearance and if it would make her hair thinner."
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