The Tinseltown Circus

Yet Another Article from the Jo Bros

2008-11-30T21:26:00.000-08:00

Can't get enough Jonai? Here's a pretty entertaining article that was just released on the Jonas Brothers.

To sum it all up:
Kevin is an uptight douche who can't carry a convo
Joe is super upset that his hair is starting to curl
Nick has diabetes, wah wah wah

Guy Ritchie Cursed?

2008-11-30T21:16:00.000-08:00

Apparently there's been a quite a few fuckups on the set of the new Guy Ritchie film Sherlock Holmes starring Robert Downey Jr....RUH ROH

The Sun reports:

The cast and crew first wondered if they had a mystery fit for legendary detective Holmes on their hands when ROBERT DOWNEY JR was knocked out by a 7ft wrestler.

Then yesterday, he and JUDE LAW, 35 — who plays his sidekick Dr Watson — had to flee the set with Ritchie when a petrol tanker exploded in a fireball.

The Iron Man actor, 43, was knocked unconscious by 25-stone co-star ROBERT MAILLET during a fight scene.

Downey Jr — who plays the famous detective — was “out cold” for six seconds and “drooling blood” before medics could bring him round.

A nurse on set at Chatham dockyard in Kent gave him six stitches in his mouth.

A source said: “Robert was accidentally caught on the chin by a thundering hook. He went flying and was out cold.

“He didn’t want to go to hospital and kept trying to get up. He’s a trooper. But there have been lots of other problems too.”

Yesterday’s drama came as the loaded tanker burst into flames during a delivery to the set — forcing it to close for two hours.

The source added: “The crew have started joking about the curse of Sherlock Holmes.”

Yeah, I'm gonna say that I think it's more the crew fucking up than an evil curse. How bout you just stop fucking up? And don't hurt RDJ, I secretly love him. Cool. Thanks.

What did you think of Britney's "For the Record" documentary?

2008-11-30T21:06:00.000-08:00

Britney Spears premiered her new documentary "For the Record" tonight on MTV, which chronicled Britney's life for the past 60 days. I was a little nervous that this documentary was just a tease and we wouldn't really be hearing anything we wanted to hear from her, but I was pleasantly surprised because Britney didn't hold back at all! Did anyone else tear up? For real I felt really bad for her. It really gave us, the fans, a real look into what it's like to live her life, only to find that it's surprisingly lonely. It's not online yet but when it is, you bet your ass I'll have the link up here.

VIVA LA BRITNEY :)

Kanye Breaks Down On Stage

2007-11-19T01:45:00.000-08:00

This is so unbelievably sad. Following his mother's recent death, Kanye West decided to go on with his show in Paris. When trying to introduce his song "Hey Mama" which he wrote about his now deceased mother Donda West, he broke down in tears and could not go on with the song.

People is reporting:

The night was very emotional for Kanye. During the end of his set, with the riff of Hey Mama beginning, West attempted to introduce the tribute, saying “this song is for my mother….” and could get no further.

Too chocked up, Kanye had started crying.

“He just cracked,” one attendee tells People, “He was at the end of his concert and had just started to dedicate the song and then he just lost it completely.

Adds another attendee, “A back-up singer, the DJ and a guitar player came over to console him. It looked like he might collapse. He just couldn’t continue. He just stood there in a spotlight, crying while the band continued playing.”

The audience, showing their love and support for the rapper, reacted by offering calls of encouragement, which grew into applause.

Overcome by emotion, Kanye left the stage for about 15 minutes and returned to conclude the concert with a rousing performance of Stronger..

His momma would be proud!

“He was very nervous, seemed to have gathered himself up, and had a lot of energy,” one reviewer notes. “He kept shouting out to the audience, ‘I need you… I need you right now.’ and the public was screaming back. It was magic.”

Kanye has cancelled his previously scheduled concert Monday in Amsterdam. He is expected to return to the U.S. and attend his mother’s funeral in Oklahoma City on Tuesday.

West then should be returning to Europe to resume his tour, Thursday night in London.

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What The Eff Yo!?

2007-11-18T00:37:00.000-08:00

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Somebody please tell me what Hilary Duff is doing with this douchebag again. For real? Aaron Carter? Isn't this the guy that cheated on her back in the day with Lindsay Lohan? Doesn't she realize that he's fugly? Where the fuck is her good looking hockey superstar boyfriend Mike Comrie?!

This Movie Is Going To Be So Disturbing

2007-11-17T02:14:00.000-08:00

Look is about the constant surveillance Americans are under and the entire movie is shown through surveillance cameras. Now I'm never going to be able to chance in a dressing room again, great.

Listen To John Mayer's New Song

2007-11-17T01:58:00.001-08:00

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John Mayer has posted a new song to his website called "Say." Click HERE to listen!

John Mayer explains the song on his site:

You know, I should probably wait for this to go up on iTunes, but with so much coverage of my worthless non-guitar playing pursuits, I think I owe you all a bit of what I actually DO for a living.

This is a song called "Say", and was written for the upcoming film "The Bucket List", starring the powerhouse acting duo of Nicholson and Freeman. Of course I'm speaking about the great Frank Nicholson and Moishe Freeman, who haven't reunited since the hit '70s sitcom "That '50s Show".

And if you happen to see me in pictures looking as if I'm having the time of my life, just remember that I'm probably actually thinking of something quite somber. So rest easy, superfans.

Enjoy.

I really like the song it's sweet.

It's Official: Kids Not Allowed In Britney's Car

2007-11-17T01:37:00.000-08:00

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K-Fed's lawyer Mark Vincent Kaplan, was in court today informing the judge that Britney was caught on tape blowing a red light with her kids in her car a few days ago. The judge officially ruled that Britney is not allowed to have her kids in the car with her from now on.

It really doesn't look good Brit. You might as well just give up if this is how you're gonna roll.

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Heidi Montag Reads The Bible Front To Back...And Then Poses For Men's Magazines

2007-11-15T03:27:00.000-08:00

Heidi Montag from the MTV reality show The Hills is featured in this month's issue of Blender Magazine. As usual she says some really retarded things in the interview:

On the gigantic (and rumored to be fake) engagement ring fiancé Pratt gave her: “It’s at home,” Montag told the interviewer. “I take it off at night because it’s big and I don’t want it getting caught in my hair or scratching my face, and I didn’t have time to put it on today.”

On her career plans: “I’ve always been singing. I’ve been dancing since I was 2—hip-hop, jazz, tap, everything. I was a wicked stepsister in Cinderella. I was a fairy in A Midsummer Night’s Dream. I was Beatrice in . . . an old English play. Acting, singing, dancing —it’s always been in me.”

On how, in addition to her music ambitions, she’s also planning on becoming an award-winning actress: “I also plan to win an Oscar,” she says. “I’m very ambitious.”

On how she’s not a brainless shopaholic: “I like to read a couple books at once. I was reading the Princess Diana book. I’m reading a book about Chicago and the mob. Right now I’m also reading the Bible, beginning to end. I’m very religious. That’s how I’ve gotten to where I am.”

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I won't even comment on the Bible remark because we all know that's a pile of horseshit! But I will comment on the fact that she says she wants to win an Oscar. A) That will NEVER happen sweetie. B) You're not really helping the rumors about the show being fake by saying that you are a really good actress.

Britney's Second Video Shoot Halted Due To Positive Drug Test

2007-11-15T02:32:00.000-08:00

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OK! Magazine is reporting that Britney Spears has stopped the filming of her second music video for her song, "Piece of Me" allegedly due to her recent failed drug tests:

As her hand-picked group of dancers and choreographers gathered in a Los Angeles studio Wednesday to begin rehearsals for Britney Spears' latest video shoot, the troupe was hit with some unpleasant news — the beleaguered pop star has shelved the production.

The reason given for the abrupt change in plans? Brit's reportedly failed drug test — which rumors on the internet have chalked up to everything from asthma medication to amphetamines — and her scheduled date in court this Friday, when the video — for her single "Piece of Me" — had been scheduled to be filmed.

Almost as if they had seen into the future, the video's production team had been preparing for Brit's absence from rehearsals, seeking out a body double to stand in for the troubled singer during rehearsals — and possibly during portions of the actual shoot itself. However, it appears that even these precautions weren't enough to keep the video moving forward.

But a source inside Britney's camp is telling OK! a different story about the cancellation. "The video's producer was involved in an accident and is not able to film on Friday," explains a friend of the singer. "They rescheduled it for next week. It's strictly the production company's fault and they are paying to compensate for lost time."

Man. She's almost like Amy Winehouse status now.

BritBrit's Drug Test Shows Positive For Amphetamines

2007-11-14T01:30:00.000-08:00

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Although Britney Spears's camp is swearing up and down that this report is not true, TMZ is reporting that Britney's mandatory drug test, which can be administered by the courts at any time, showed that she had amphetamines in her system. For those of you who are not quite sure what amphetamines are, they include drugs such as speed, crystal meth, coke, and ecstasy.

Brit's lawyers are trying to claim that the positive drug test is due to a medication she is taking called Provigil which is used to treat narcolepsy, however it turns out that Provigil would not show up on this drug test and it is also not an amphetamine. She's got some explaining to do.

Ruh roh! Sheeeeeee's fucked.

Ryan May Have Cheated On Reese, But He Loves His Kids

2007-11-13T06:51:00.000-08:00

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Ryan Phillipe carries his kids Ava and Deacon out of LAX trying to shield them from the paparazzi. Ryan recently sat down for an interview with new magazine Man About Town and talked about his tough divorce with Reese Witherspoon:

On being a mess after his divorce from Reese Witherspoon: “After the divorce I was a physical wreck. I wanted to die. I was ready to kill myself. I was not taking care of myself at all. I would wake up and cry and vomit.”

On using his past experiences to now cry on demand: “Now, it’s f–king easy. When I was younger, I didn’t have enough to cry about. But since I’ve had kids, I feel my work has become better, because my life is fuller and more complicated, and I’ve experienced so many highs and lows.”

On why you won’t see him doing any endorsement deals in the near future: “If I see actors doing commercials, such as Catherine Zeta-Jones in the T-Mobile ads now. When I see her in a movie it’s hard to disassociate the two.”

On Elizabeth Taylor and Elton John, who once took him out for tea: “I was sitting there looking at them interact, and I’m thinking, These people have raised millions of dollars to save people. The potential power of celebrity is astounding.”

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Although he probably did cheat on Reese and I really like Reese with Jake Gyllenhaal, I feel bad for Ryan. He seems like such a great dad, and those kids are so cute I could eat them!

Minka And John Catch Some B-Ball

2007-11-13T04:59:00.000-08:00

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New couple John Mayer and Minka Kelly, star of television show Friday Night Lights were spotted courtside in Madison Square Garden cheering on the New York Knicks.

Thank God John got out of his relationship with Jessica Simpson while he still could, Minka suits him well.

Thank God For Armani

2007-11-13T04:49:00.000-08:00

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According to Women's Wear Daily, soccer player David Beckham will be the spokesman for Giorgio Armani's new Emporio Armani underwear collection in the United States. Apparently Beckham was seen shooting the ad campaign in Los Angeles last week, and the ads will make their debut in magazines this coming January.

That being said, I will be collecting every January issue of every magazine in the United States.

Nicolette Sheridan Has A Bun In The Oven

2007-11-13T04:37:00.000-08:00

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Rumor has it that Nicolette Sheridan, star of the ABC hit television show Desperate Housewives, is pregnant. The father is her fiance, singer Michael Bolton.

FemaleFirst Reports:

A show source said: "She's absolutely glowing and her pregnancy is the buzz of the set."

The 43-year-old actress has been asking her co-stars Marcia Cross and Felicity Huffman for advice on pregnancy and motherhood.

The source added: "She kept asking Felicity and Marcia about how the pregnancy would change her appearance and if it would make her hair thinner."

This will definitely be a hot baby.

A Very Young Brad Pitt Pimping Pringles

2007-11-12T03:40:00.000-08:00

Vanessa Hudgens's Dad Is Embarrassing, And Kind Of Scary

2007-11-12T03:28:00.001-08:00

Ewwwwww Paris!!

2007-11-11T23:31:00.000-08:00

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Paris Hilton + Lipstick on the teeth + Herpes = Not Hot

Heartbreaking

2007-11-11T23:03:00.000-08:00

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Kanye West's mother, Donda West, passed away this Saturday in Los Angeles at age 58. A cause of death has still not been released. Donda was the chief executive of West Brands LLC, the parent company of Kanye's business enterprises, and she chaired The Kanye West Foundation. Donda recently published a book about her son entitled "Raising Kanye: Life Lessons from the Mother of a Hip-Hop Star."

This is very sad news, especially knowing how close Kanye was with his mother. She is mentioned in nearly all of his songs, most notably the track "Hey Mama." Click below to listen.

Kanye West – Hey Mama

Update: Sadly, it has been confirmed that Donda West passed away due to "complications from a cosmetic surgical procedure." Kanye was notified of his mother's death upon arriving in London and immediately returned to Los Angeles to be with family members.

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What Britney's VMA Performance Would've Looked Like If She Wasn't Psychotic

2007-11-11T22:58:00.000-08:00

Man, that would've been a comeback in my opinion. You fucked up bigtime BritBrit!

New Music Alert: JD Clark

2007-11-11T13:57:00.000-08:00

For Deuce - live first rehearsal

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This is my friend JD playing an original song, "For Deuce." If you dig and want more, check out his myspace.

New Couple Alert! Kate Hudson and Orlando Bloom

2007-11-11T13:35:00.000-08:00

According to OK! Magazine:

Kate Hudson and Orlando bloom were seen kissing at a Halloween Party she threw at her home in Pacific Palisades. The actress didn't care who was watching! Even her ex Dax Shepherd was there.

An insider tells OK! magazine, "Kate and Orlando were talking, drinking and laughing. Then they just started going at it (kissing).

They made out for ages and looked like they were really enjoying themselves. They didn't care who was watching. After that first make-out session, they walked around and talked to everyone as a couple. They were inseparable for the rest of the night."

Shia Out Partying In Chicago

2007-11-11T13:31:00.001-08:00

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I don't know about you guys but I'm kind of likin' his new badboy image. Mucho sexy.

Wanna Know What Britney's Real Singing Voice Sounds Like?

2007-11-11T13:22:00.000-08:00

Click HERE to hear some shiteous singing ya'll!

When Will Jessica Simpson Stop Trying To Make Movies?!

2007-11-11T12:53:00.000-08:00

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I'm embarrassed for her.

Lauren And Heidi Spotted Hanging Out!

2007-11-08T00:28:00.000-08:00

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Star Magazine is reporting that Lauren Conrad and Heidi Montag, ex-best friends and now currently well known for their ongoing feud on their reality show The Hills, were recently seen hanging out together.

Star reports:

The Hills stars were seen together the weekend before Halloween getting into Lauren's black Mercedes convertible, which was parked in the garage of Lauren's building, a source tells Star. "They were laughing, hugging and being very affectionate with one another," says the source.

"There were no MTV cameras around," the source adds. "This seemed like the real deal. I saw Heidi coming to visit Lauren at her apartment without her fiancé Spencer Pratt."

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Okay that's it! If the infamous feud isn't even real, then this whole show can go to hell. Even though it will pain me greatly, The Hills will be dead to me. I hate being deceived!

Hilary Duff Gives Her Boyfriend A Lap Dance. (Probably To Piss Joel Madden Off)

2007-11-08T00:13:00.000-08:00

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This weekend Hilary Duff was seen at New York hot spot Tenjune, drinking "Veuve Clicquot straight out of the bottle," eventually getting wild enough to give her current boyfriend, ice hockey player Mike Comrie, a scandalous lap dance for everyone to see.

The Sun reports:

"She looked nothing like the sweet little Lizzie Maguire she once was as she treated Mike to a series of raunchy lap dances.
"The place was packed but Hilary didn't mind."

Why does the fact that this girl drinks and has sex shock people? Yeah she was on Lizzie Maguire which was a kids show but that was when she was a KID. Guess what? No one is "squeaky clean" in Hollywood, no matter how innocent they may seem. At least she's not a cokehead like Lindsay, or at least not that we know of.

J-Lo Got Very Preg-O Very Fast

2007-11-08T00:09:00.001-08:00

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Holy cow! J-Lo got ginormous! I hope there are twins in there like Perez says.

Mandy And Matthew Getting It On?!

2007-11-07T23:51:00.000-08:00

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First Ashley Olsen and Lance Armstrong, now it's singer Mandy Moore and Friends star Matthew Perry who have tongues wagging that they are a hot new, kind of odd, couple.

According to PageSix:

Page Six spies were astounded last week when they saw the two on a date at Amici Trattoria in Beverly Hills. One source said, "He was already seated and waited for her for 15 minutes until she arrived. He stood up to greet her and gave her a kiss on the cheek. They were holding hands across the table and being really close and laughing a lot the whole time." Reps for Moore and Perry didn't return our calls or e-mails.

Hey I can see them together...kinda...?

"Lost" Romance Over?

2007-11-07T12:26:00.000-08:00

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PageSix is reporting that Lost co-stars Evangeline Lilly and Dominic Monaghan have ended their relationship. Dominic was seen "crying, holding and kissing a woman who was not Lilly at El Coyote restaurant in L.A. on Saturday." An eyewitness tells PageSix:

"They were right in the middle of the room, they weren't interested in privacy. They looked very intimate. They were nursing margaritas, leaning in, chain-smoking, having intense conversation."

Ruh Roh trouble in paradise??

George Clooney And Fabio Throw Down In A Restaurant

2007-11-07T11:28:00.000-08:00

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On November 2, George Clooney and Fabio got into a heated argument at LA restaurant Madeo.

According to InTouch:

Fabio and a group of women, including a professional photographer, were sitting at a table next to George and his girlfriend, Sarah Larson. According to numerous eyewitnesses, George suspected the woman was snapping photos of him and Sarah, so he asked her to stop. "I thought you were a nice guy," Fabio said to George as he approached the table. "Stop being a diva." Those were apparently fighting words, because George stood up and the fight turned physical.

Apparently the waiters broke it up before the fight got out of hand and Clooney peaced out as soon as he payed for the check. I love Clooney but Fabio would've obviously snapped him in two.

Riley Denies Having A Myspace

2007-11-07T02:56:00.000-08:00

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So apparently, those screencaps that I've been posting of Riley Giles' (aka Lindsay Lohan's boyfriend) myspace are fake, and someone has created a myspace account in Riley's name.

Riley tells InTouch:

"I don't even have MySpace. Someone is obviously pretending they are me. I definitely didn't say any of those things because I don't even have a MySpace account, what a joke!"

Hmm...are we believing him or are we thinking he just wants to get out of trouble for calling Dina a whore of a mother?

Gwen Stefani Pre-Fame

2007-11-07T02:36:00.000-08:00

TMZ was somehow able to retrieve footage of Gwen Stefani at 20 years old, before No Doubt became a well-known band. In the video, Gwen discusses the band and how they've been trying to find a manager, all while dressed in a cute little plaid jumper and speaking in a baby voice. Click HERE to watch!

Celine Dion Gone Wacko

2007-11-07T02:18:00.000-08:00

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Is this really Celine Dion? Or is it someone playing Celine Dion on an SNL sketch? Because this cannot possibly be real. Too funny not to watch.

Paul Okenfold Remix Of "Gimme More"

2007-11-05T23:10:00.000-08:00

Not only is this song pretty sick but the music video compilation of the old Britney and her dance moves is equally sick.

No Wonder Lindsay Is So Fucked Up!

2007-11-05T22:58:00.000-08:00

Lindsay Lohan's parents are both probably two of the evilest people I have ever witnessed in my life. Her mom, Dina, is filming a reality show for E! which will show what a piece of shit mother she is and how she will exploit her children for any price. Now, Lindsay's father Michael Lohan is shopping around a pitch tape for his own reality show, about his quest to save Lindsay and the rest of the World through Jesus. You really have to watch this and watch the whole thing because I have never been so appalled in my life. If I were Lindsay I would cut both of them out of the funding ASAP.

Lindsay's Boyfriend Takes A Dig At Dina

2007-11-05T11:50:00.000-08:00

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Wait a minute, are Lindsay and Riley moving in together? Also, mad props for totally calling Dina out! Guess Lindsay won't be appearing on that reality show afterall.

Angelina Back To Being A Sexy Bad-Ass In "Wanted"

2007-11-05T07:18:00.000-08:00

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Angelina Jolie is one of the only women that can pull these roles off naturally, and James McAvoy is a serious hottie. In other words, I'm going to see this movie! Watch the trailer for Wanted, starring Angelina Jolie, James McAvoy, and Morgan Freeman.

Hot Hilary In FHM

2007-11-05T07:06:00.001-08:00

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Hilary Duff is featured in this month's FHM Magazine. I don't know about you guys but girlfriend's lookin fierce in my opinion. I wonder how ex boyfriend Joel Madden feels about these pictures?

Writer's Strike Is On!

2007-11-05T07:01:00.000-08:00

As of now the writer's strike is on in Hollywood, causing big problems for all of the sitcoms and network shows that are set to shoot their season finale's soon. Dra-maaa. Click Here to read the latest!

Britney Causes Fights Among Soccer Moms In Parking Lot!

2007-11-05T04:53:00.000-08:00

Click above to watch as the mere presence of Britney Spears causes the normal people around her to go batshit crazy! Seriously I think there are about 3 fights going on simultaneously around Britney's car while she tries to back out of a parking lot. True entertainment.

Jake and Reese Trick Or Treating With The Kids

2007-11-05T04:17:00.000-08:00

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Well I guess this is getting serious if Reese has begun to involve Jake with her kids. Us Magazine has the lowdown on Gyllenspoon's public Halloween date:

Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon had another PDA-packed public date Wednesday, taking Witherspoon's two children, Ava, 8, and Deacon, 4, trick or treating in L.A.'s Brentwood neighborhood.

Witherspoon, 31, dressed as a witch; Gyllenhaal, 26, an ape.

"They were holding hands and swinging them in the air as they walked around the neighborhood," adds a witness, who says Gyllenhaal often lifted up his gorilla mask to smooch his Rendition co-star. "Reese was laughing at everything Jake was saying."

As Ava (also in witch wardrobe) and Deacon (dressed as a super hero) ran up to every door for treats, "Reese and Jake waited on the sidewalk and flirted," the onlooker tells Usmagazine.com.

They even started to act like a pair of giddy kids themselves.

"Jake tapped Reese on the butt and then she hit him back — they began running a circle hitting each other!" the witness says. "Then Jake picked Reese up off her feet and she screamed."

Gyllenhaal seemed to play it cool during his first public outing with Witherspoon's children.

“Jake ran up to Deacon with the gorilla mask and pretended to scare him!” the onlooker says. “Deacon laughed.”

He also had a few scares for Witherspoon.

Adds the witness, "Sometimes he came up from behind and nuzzled his big hairy mask into her neck.”

Awww Gyllenspoon!!

Tony Make Up Your Mind!

2007-11-05T03:48:00.000-08:00

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After going from Carrie Underwood, to Sophia Bush, to Britney Spears, Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo is apparently back to Sophia Bush. Apparently Romo is smitten with Bush and has already introduced her to his parents. According to Us Magazine:

"She can’t believe it’s happening so fast!" says a Bush friend, adding that the actress, 25, already has plans to fly east to attend Romo’s game against the New York Giants on November 11.

Hopefully Tony stays with Sophia for good. I hear Carrie is a bitch and as for Britney, does it really need to be explained?

Milla Jovovich Finally Popped!

2007-11-04T23:19:00.001-08:00

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Milla Jovovich, star of films like The Fifth Element, and the more current Resident Evil, gave birth to a baby girl on Saturday morning in LA at Cedars Sinai Medical Center. Paul Anderson, director of Resident Evil, is the father of the little girl, whom the couple decided to name Ever. The couple plan to marry at some point in the near future.

Congrats Milla!

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Katie Holmes Runs The New York Marathon

2007-11-04T23:08:00.001-08:00

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Katie Holmes was spotted running the New York Marathon early Sunday morning. Her final time was 5:29:58, I'd say that's pretty good for a first-timer! Unfortunately, Tom Cruise was on the sidelines cheering her on with their daughter Suri. I'm sorry guys but I really still cannot believe this has gone on this long. I can't look at Tom the same ever since he went crazy on Oprah and Matt Lauer.

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Justin Timberlake Co-Directs New Duran Duran Music Video...And It Features A Britney Lookalike!

2007-11-04T12:54:00.000-08:00

Justin Timberlake co-directed this Duran Duran video for their single "Falling Down." This girl looks exactly like Britney, and even is wearing many of the same clothes (the white fur vest, the hat, the glasses, the black feather vest). Although he has made it clear that he never wants to be with her again because she's fucking crazy, Justin must still be fascinated with his old flame.

Shia LaBeouf Arrested! Nooooooo!

2007-11-04T10:58:00.000-08:00

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My heart is breaking right now. Actor Shia LaBeouf who starred in this summer's blockbuster Transformers, and who is set to appear alongside Harrison Ford in the upcoming 4th installment of Indiana Jones, was arrested Sunday in Chicago for refusing to leave a Walgreens after appearing rather "intoxicated."

To read the full report from CBS click Here.
I thought he said he wasn't going to drink until after he was done filming Indie? Hope he just wrapped or else Steven and Harrison will be very disappointed in him.

Well I Knew This Part Was Fake!

2007-11-02T23:49:00.000-07:00

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More Hills fakery folks!

According to E! Online, MTV is currently holding auditions to be a part of Heidi and Spencer's wedding, which will be featured in an upcoming episode. Apparently, one person has already been cast: Actress Roxy Olin is in final talks to become Heidi's Maid of Honor.

The horror!

I'm glad Heidi will have a Maid of Honor even though she is fake. If they didn't cast her one, who would it have been? Jen Bunney? Pshhhya right!

Vanessa Confirmed For HSM3!

2007-11-02T15:42:00.001-07:00

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Although there were rumors circling that Disney had dropped Vanessa Hudgens due to her nude photo scandal, Vanessa is officially signed on to do High School Musical 3 along with Zac Efron and the rest of the cast who are still in negotiations!

Not only is Vanessa signed on for HSM3, she also has reportedly received a "substantial increase" in pay for the third installment of the Disney franchise!

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Kate Winslet Is Gorgeous

2007-11-02T15:34:00.000-07:00

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Kate Winslet is one of those people who is gorgeous and then not and then gorgeous and then not again. Well at this point in time she's absolutely stunning posing here at the 16th Annual BAFTA Awards.

New Spice Girls Music Video!!

2007-11-02T15:11:00.000-07:00

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They're bacckkk! Click above to watch the debut of the Spice Girls' new video for their first single, "Headlines (Friendship Never Ends)."

Criss Angel Talks About Britney's VMA Performance

2007-11-02T12:47:00.000-07:00

Illusionist Criss Angel, star of television show Mindfreak, reveals to Larry King that he pulled out of Britney Spears' VMA comeback performance because she wasn't willing to put in enough effort.

Angel said of Spears:
"I understand what she goes through in her life – she lives under a microscope, and it's unbelievable to see – it's difficult to watch"

"I really feel for her, I want the best for her, I want her to feel complete, and if she's happy with her performance I guess that's what matters," the Mindfreak mentalist said.

As for the VMA performance:
"Everybody loved what we came up with, but it required a tremendous amount of work and dedication that Britney decided to not want to put forth and do something that she felt would be better suited for her," Angel said.

Angel denied ever being romantically involved with Spears, but did admit to boinking Cameron Diaz.

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Must See Video!

2007-11-02T12:43:00.000-07:00

Little kids in a ballet class dance to Soulja Boy, and it's pretty much amazing. Children who can dance like this make me feel bad about myself.

Paparazzo Kicks Lindsay, So Lindsay's Bodyguard Kicks Paparrazo...In The Balls!

2007-11-02T05:38:00.000-07:00

While trying to make a quick exit from a parking garage, Lindsay Lohan was hounded by photographers and just before reaching her car, one paparazzo kicked Lindsay in the leg. Without missing a beat, her bodyguard turned around and kicked the paparazzo square in the balls. I don't understand why Lindsay was kicked in the first place but it's pretty epic footage, check it out.

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Hayden And Friends Try To Save The Dolphins

2007-11-02T05:20:00.000-07:00

Hayden Panettiere, the 18 year old star of the hit television show Heroes, was recently in Japan to join the fight against their annual dolphin slaughter. Panettiere and a group of friends paddled out on surfboards in an attempt to save a pod of dolphins before they could be trapped and killed by the nearby fishermen. Unfortunately, the fishermen got aggressive towards Panettiere and her friends and the group was forced to return back to shore unsuccessful. Watch the sad scene for yourself above.

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Britney Britney Britney, Are You Trying To Look Like A Hot Mess?

2007-11-01T08:12:00.000-07:00

Photo Credit: BricksandStonesGossip.com

There are so, so many things that I want to say right now, but I don't know which one will best encapsulate my feelings about these pictures. Here are a few that I can actually articulate:

What on God's green Earth possessed you to wear this fugly piece of shit get-up? Really, did you design it yourself because that would make a lot of sense it looks like it was constructed by a strung-out crack whore.
Red does not match with pink, honey!
Burn the fishnets. NOW.

Oh by the way, this "costume" is supposed to be Josie and the Pussycats....if Josie was a stripper!

The Scary Contacts Need To Stop Paris. Like, Right Now. Not Sexy.

2007-11-01T08:00:00.000-07:00

Photo Credit: BricksandStonesGossip

The scariest part of this picture is that you know Paris is still going to be dressing like this when she's 50. Trust me, that will be terrifying!

Click Here to see why Paris chose to wear this outfit, in her own words of course.

American Idol Winner Jordin Sparks In Her First Music Video

2007-11-01T07:51:00.001-07:00

Jordin Sparks - Tattoo
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Jordin Sparks, the 17 year old winner of American Idol Season 6, has finally released her first single Tattoo. Above is her very cute music video for the song, featuring a cameo by another American Idol contestant towards the end! Check it out!

I love the song she has an amazing voice. Cannot believe she's only 17.

How Cute Is This?

2007-11-01T03:47:00.000-07:00

Photo Credit: OK! Magazine

Saturday Night Live cast-member Amy Poehler and her husband Will Arnett from Arrested Development are featured in the new holiday Gap ad.

OK! Magazine says of the shoot:

"It was literally like a four-hour stand-up routine!" says one lucky person from the set of Amy & Will's photo shoot for their upcoming Gap ad. "They were absolutely hysterical."

When asked what they will be doing for the holidays, Arnett replied:
"We do what we always do — we rent a private jet and go up and then we call all our single friends and we say 'ha ha, how does it feel to be alone at Christmas' and then we dump jet fuel into the ocean — but only where there are endangered species."

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Why was Arrested Development canceled dammit?!

Ashley And Lance Seen On Another Date!

2007-11-01T00:11:00.000-07:00

Photo Credit: Yuddy.com

People is reporting that Ashley Olsen was seen once again with Lance Armstrong in New York on Wednesday night, this time at the Waverly Inn.

The second I see a picture of them together I will give them a celebrity name. What should it be:

Lanceley or Olstrong?

Frenemies Alert!

2007-10-31T17:05:00.000-07:00

Photo Credit: PopSugar

The girls from The Hills, Lauren Conrad and Audrina Patridge, were spotted dining with a group of friends in Los Angeles yesterday. Shockingly, among the group of "friends" was a very pregnant Nicole Richie. For those who don't remember, before starting her relationship with Joel Madden, Nicole dated Brody Jenner, who just so happens to Lauren's current love interest. Awk-ward? Doesn't look like it. Hmmmmm.

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When Blonds Unite

2007-10-31T15:35:00.001-07:00

Photo Credits: HollyScoop.com and AskMen.com

NYDailyNews is reporting that Owen Wilson and Jessica Simpson were spotted out on a date in Los Angeles:

The two dined Sunday at the Huntley Hotel in Santa Monica before retiring to his Malibu home.

"He couldn't keep his hands off her," a witness tells the mag.

Okay I have to admit they would make a cute couple and Owen is in need of some affection after his hard breakup with Kate Hudson and the recent suicide attempt. However, Jessica Simpson is as dumb as the day is long and there's no changing that.

Ryan Seacrest Wakes Up Britney Spears Live On The Radio

2007-10-31T15:11:00.001-07:00

Photo Credit: Villami.com

According to Britney, this phone conversation with Ryan Seacrest is the only promotion she will be doing for her new album, Blackout. Click HERE to listen to what is supposed to be an interview with Spears but what sounds more like Ryan having a conversation with a 5 year old.

Sounds like she's on drugs to me!

ODD COUPLE ALERT: Ashley Olsen and Lance Armstrong??!!

2007-10-31T14:44:00.001-07:00

Photo Credit: EOnline

Ashley Olsen, 21 years old, was apparently seen at Rose Bar at the Gramercy Park Hotel Monday night getting it on with Lance Armstrong, age 36. "They came together with a group of friends. Ashley drank red wine, sat on his lap and they were making out all night. They left together around 2 a.m."

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Bizarro. What's with Ashley and wayyy older men? Remember when she was dating 30 year old Scott Sartiano, who is the owner of New York hotspot Butter? I guess she's ultra mature.

My Daily Hills Fix

2007-10-31T11:57:00.000-07:00

What was Lauren Conrad for Halloween?

Click HERE to find out!

My life pretty much revolves around this girl so I had to post it. Plus she knows how to make slutty look cute!

Prison Break Star Sentenced To Prison

2007-10-31T11:49:00.001-07:00

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Lane Garrison, star of the popular television show Prison Break, has been sentenced to 3+ years in state prison for the killing a 17 year old girl in a drunk driving crash.

Click HERE to read about further sentencing details.

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I feel that he definitely regrets what he did and will probably be forever changed by his actions that night but mistakes of that magnitude can't go unpunished.

Robert Goulet Dies At 73

2007-10-31T04:28:00.000-07:00

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The award-winning singer and actor passed away at the age of 73, on October 30 at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles, where he was awaiting a lung transplant.

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Sadly, I only knew Robert Goulet through the skits that imitated him on SNL. So for those of you who aren't familiar with Goulet or his work check out this SNL skit starring Will Ferrell as Robert Goulet, rapping/singing.

Video: YouTube

A.C. Slater Practically Naked For Halloween

2007-10-31T00:20:00.002-07:00

Mario Lopez is pictured here partying at the Playboy Mansion. I believe he's a Spartan from this years big hit film 300, but then again maybe he just wanted to show off his crazy sick body.

Source: TMZ

2007-10-31T00:20:00.001-07:00

I Am Fully Aroused By David Beckham In Arena Magazine

2007-10-31T00:03:00.000-07:00

Photo Credit: Oh La La Paris

David Beckham is the only man in the world who can wear a long girly necklace on his bare chest topped off with a fur coat, and still have every women in the world fawn over him. The man is beyond beautiful and seems like a genuinely nice person the way he teaches soccer to underprivileged children. (So what the fuck is he doing with Victoria?!)

Oh No She Didn't!

2007-10-30T23:50:00.000-07:00

Photo Credit: Just Jared

Did Fergie seriously crimp her hair or is this a funny joke? I swear I don't understand why people find this chick attractive. If all I have to do to snag Transformers hottie, Josh Duhamel is wear ugly shit and make my hair and makeup look like a hot mess, I would've done this a lonnnnnggg time ago. Fergie was caught wearing this heinous checkered outfit to go along with the atrocious crimped hair at a one-off concert at the Hordern Pavilion on Tuesday in Sydney, Australia with the Black Eyed Peas.

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The God-Awful Movie Trailer For The Sure To Be God-Awful Film Mad Money

2007-10-30T23:26:00.000-07:00

Mad Money Starring Queen Latifah, Diane Keaton, and Katie Holmes

Source: YouTube

Katie Holmes chose not to come back for the follow up to Batman Begins and she made this piece of shit? Incredible.

BritBrit Can Officially Say "Bye-Bye" To Her Rights As A Parent

2007-10-30T17:27:00.000-07:00

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TMZ.com Reports:

Commissioner Scott Gordon gave Spears three visits per week, two from 12:00 Noon to 7:00 PM and one overnight visit. The visits will be monitored.

Spears and K-Fed are ordered to figure out holiday schedules with the kids.

Britney must submit evidence that she childproofed her pool area by Friday.

In the order, the Commish wrote that when Britney has the kids, "the environment at the house ranged from chaotic to almost somber with little communication at all." The Commish also recounts what the parenting coach complained of -- that "during all three of my visits, Ms. Spears rarely engaged with the children in either conversation or play."

According to the report, the coach wrote, "It seems that [Britney's] choices are dependent more upon what she wants to do at any given time rather than what would be more enjoyable for the children."
The coach also said Spears seemed to have a "lack of general attention at times" but there was nothing she "would characterize as abusive in a traditional sense."

And then the most damning comment from the parenting coach: "The problem is that unless Ms. Spears realizes the consequences of her behavior and the impact that it has [on] her children, nothing is going to be successful."

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Duhhh...Is anyone actually surprised?

Britney Gets Pulled Over For Speeding Ya'll!!

2007-10-30T11:15:00.000-07:00

Source: YouTube

Check out the video of Britney's album launch night with people who actually lined up to purchase the psycho's album, Blackout. Britney finally shows up dressed as a crazy Pirate Hooker, literally. Then off to L.A. hotspot, Winston's. And finally to top off the night, Brit and "cousin" Alli Sims get pulled over for what seems to be speeding.

It's Britney-Mania!

Well Of Course You'll Break Your Ankle If You Jump Off A 20 Foot Ledge, You Dunce!

2007-10-30T07:37:00.001-07:00

Pete Wentz, frontman for the band Fall Out Boy, suffered a broken ankle over the weekend.

Photo Credit: People.com

Pete posted on the website FreindsorEnemies.com:

"I've got good news and bad news, which do you want to hear first? For anyone who was at the voodoo fest in new orleans – you got to see me jump around. ended up breaking the bone that connects my shin to my foot. no shows will be canceled. i am currently trying to get a 'rocker' boot so i can have a walking cast. currently my foot is the size of a small car. if you see me at a show come sign my cast."

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Uhhh and what exactly made you think this was a smart idea again Pete?

I Am Fully Aroused By Chase Crawford

2007-10-30T07:29:00.000-07:00

Holy shiza. Chase Crawford, star of the new teen television drama Gossip Girls, is drop dead gorgeous. Not only is he amazingly good-looking, but he's charitable too! Here is Chase at the 2007 Angel Ball to benefit the G&P Foundation for Cancer Research in NYC.

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Goddamn you Carrie Underwood for taking this man off the market!

It's Official!

2007-10-30T07:15:00.000-07:00

All my dreams are coming true!

Image via Allposters.com

CelebTv is reporting that NBC has released an official statement through NBC Universal President and CEO Jeff Zucker saying:

"Conan O'Brien will take over The Tonight Show in 2009"

Yesssssss! It's officially official! Conan is my hero!

Britney's Even Crazier Than We Thought Folks!

2007-10-30T07:00:00.000-07:00

I've been hesitating to post this because I'm not sure if it's bullshit or not, BUT, I've decided I'm just going to believe that it's true.Photo Credit: Addict3d.org

Kevin Federline's new girlfriend, Nicole Narain, gave News of the World the details of Britney's insanity as relayed to her by Kevin. Like I said, it may be bullshit, but isn't it more fun just to believe it?

On Britney’s mental state:
“Her mood swings are now so wild that I live in fear of getting a call telling me that she has killed herself. I can’t allow her to have custody because I seriously believe she could harm our sons. I’ve shared her life and I know she’s capable of anything with pills and a few drinks inside her.”

On Britney’s drinking:
“I’d see her walking around the house guzzling vodka and Coke and looking very tipsy. Then a few moments later, I saw her pick up Jayden and start breast-feeding him. That sent me up the wall. I yelled at her, ‘If you really wanna drink then make sure the baby gets bottled milk, not yours.’”

On what led to the divorce:
“I only found out when I heard it as a news item on the radio. I felt she was just trying to teach me a lesson for telling her off about the breast-feeding incident. But when I called she kicked off another row and screamed, ‘You’re nothing without me’.”

On Britney’s parenting:
“During the last few months I’d started picking her up on her parenting skills. She’d leave the kids near the pool unsupervised or drive around without belting them in. She always insisted what she was doing was right. There was no getting through to her.”

On Britney’s bi-curious pass at Nicole:
“I was doing my make-up and I could feel someone staring at me. It was Britney, in a green dress and looking a bit spaced-out. She looked at me in a provocative way… I thought she was hoping to get me closer to her. When I told Kevin he nodded and said, ‘Knowing her, she probably was’.”

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So she was feeding her babies Vodka out of her tits? What a monster.

So Who's An American Idol Fan?

2007-10-30T06:51:00.000-07:00

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Not me, really. Well at least not this season. But I know there is a whole following for the beatboxing Season 6 runner-up, Blake Lewis. So all you American Idol freak fanatics click below to hear Blake's first single off of his debut album.

Blake Lewis's First Single

I have to admit I like the song. It's catchy, and I'm a sucker for catchy.

Is David Katzenberg Wearing That Skeleton Costume To Mock His Girlfriend's Annorexic-Looking Legs?

2007-10-30T06:44:00.001-07:00

Nicky Hilton and her boyfriend David Katzenberg, who previously dated Mary-Kate Olsen, walk to a costume party in Hollywood.

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Seriously is that costume a joke or what? Nicky looks like a skeleton she needs to eat a burger, specifically and In'N'Out burger, and put some meat on those bones. I guess David has a thing for anorexic chicks.

Tallan Torriero From Laguna Beach Chimes In On The Hills And Dating Older Women

2007-10-30T06:18:00.000-07:00

Photo: Source

People reports:

On His Pals Lauren and Jason:

Conrad, he says, is still a good friend, whose success with The Hills is very deserved.

“I talk to Lauren all the time. She’s one of my best friends,” Torriero says. “We had a time where we didn’t really talk, because we just fell out of touch. Recently, I ran into to her and we started hanging out again. She’s a great girl . . . The Hills is humongous . . . It’s definitely not a bad thing to be in your early 20s and have your own show on MTV and your own clothing line. She has a great future.”

As for Wahler, Torriero’s high school pal and Conrad’s trouble-plagued ex, Torriero says he doesn’t “really talk to Jason . . . At the end of the day, I know that he’s a great guy just from knowing him when I was a kid. We just all have different ways of dealing with hard times.”

On Dating Cougars:
Torriero also talked about his famous girlfriends, rumored fling Tara Conner, who he calls a “good girl” who “inspired me a lot, because she’s a girl who was put under a microscope by the entire nation, if not the world, and she was able to overcome adversity.” As for being her current boyfriend, Torriero denies it, saying the Miss USA is “just a good friend.”

And the 20-year-old (who turns 21 on Nov. 2) also explains his appeal to “older women,” including Pussycat Doll Nicole Scherzinger, 29, and one-week fiancée Kimberly Stewart, 28.

“You know what it is? . . . I matured a lot faster than other people. A lot of the girls my age, not all of them, like to play games and . . . I don’t necessarily like to do that,” Torriero says. “I think older women go on a date with me, and then they say, ‘Wait, how old are you again?’ And then they’re like, ‘Well I’m already dating you, I might as well keep dating you’ . . . I’m not necessarily going after cougars or anything. At the end of the day, it’s just about being happy.”

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I still don't get the Talan craze. I mean he's cute in a 12 year old boy way. It makes me think Nicole Scherzinger is a little bit desperate? Yes? No?

Mary-Kate Olsen Is Dead...For Halloween!

2007-10-30T06:03:00.001-07:00

Mary-Kate Olsen and Marc Jacobs get playful at Kate Hudson's recent Halloween party. This is the same Halloween party that Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal were spotted at together.

Photo Credit: Mary-KateAndAshleyFan.org

I can't really figure out exactly what Mary-Kate is here, but I know that she is definitely supposed to be dead. Any guesses?

BritBrit's Blackout Booklet In HQ...If You Care

2007-10-30T00:19:00.000-07:00

Personally, I think these pics are pretty boring, but check 'em out anyway.

Photo Credit: Oh No They Didn't

CLICK HERE for Brit's "sinful" pictures with a "catholic priest."

Yawnnn. I expected something a little more scandalicious Brit.

I Am Legend Trailer

2007-10-29T15:43:00.000-07:00

Will Smith's new movie is called I Am Legend. The premise is basically: After nuclear attacks on the United States, Will Smith is the last man on Earth.

Check it izzout:

Source: YouTube

I don't know about anyone else but I think this movie looks pretty saweeeet.

This Is Too Funny Not To Post

2007-10-29T12:37:00.000-07:00

This cartoon was just recently published in the New York Post:

By Sean Delonas

Hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahha. Whew. Okay. Any other thoughts?

Nicole Richie--Caught SMOKING!

2007-10-29T12:16:00.001-07:00

I hope for everyone's sake, and my sanity, this story is not true. But knowing Hollywood, it probably is.

Photo Credit: New York State Of Mind

Click HERE for a detailed description of Nicole puffin away her baby's brain cells.

Stupid. Fucking. Idiot.

Tony, Tony, Tony. Please Don't Make Me Think Poorly Of You.

2007-10-29T10:12:00.000-07:00

So Ryan Seacrest reportedly saw Britney Spears giving Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo a lapdance at the L.A. nightclub which the girls from The Hills frequent, Les Deux.

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Click HERE for Ryan's account of Britney and Tony's public "frolicking."

Okay, what happened to Sophia Bush?! She's actually attractive and not batshit crazy! Tony please don't do this I'm begging you. You're too good looking and too sane to be having liaisons with Britney Spears. Homegirl is out of her fucking mind!

Owen Wilson and Wes Anderson Talk "Darjeeling Limited"...And Completely Dismiss Owen's Recent Suicide Attempt

2007-10-29T08:36:00.000-07:00

Artist on Artist: Owen Wilson and Wes Anderson

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Actor Owen Wilson and director Wes Anderson use a little bit of movie magic to appear as though they are interviewing eachother side by side when in fact they are not even in the same state! Regardless, the two pals talk about their newest film, The Darjeeling Limited, which stars Wilson, Adrien Brody, as well as my personal favorite, Jason Schwartzman. This is Wilson and Anderson's sixth film together, and Anderson says it's definitely the most personal and relatable film they have done together.

Check out the video above!

Owen looks good, he still has his cute, sarcastic, understated sense of humor :)

FUG ALERT: Speidi Halloween Edition

2007-10-29T08:04:00.000-07:00

Photo: Just Jared

I'm sorry, but I can't take it anymore. Heidi and Spencer seriously make me want to vomit. If I see one more staged photo-op I'm going to scream. At least make it look like you're surprised to see the paparazzi! You guys are good actors you can do that can't you? Heidi's mermaid costume is beyond heinous, and don't even get me started on Spencer dressing as Spiderman. We get it dude, you love being one half of "Speidi." Pathetic. Not to mention he's posing big time off of his ex-bff Brody Jenner who dressed as Batman and Robin with a friend a few nights ago.

All I can say is: Atrocious. Abominable. Abhorrent. If anyone has other words to describe Speidi, please please leave them in the comments, I would love to use them in my next post because I'm running out of ideas.

Baby Bump Alert!

2007-10-29T07:56:00.000-07:00

Cate Blanchett, star of the Oscar-winning film Babel and the upcoming Bob Dylan experimental biopic I'm Not There has a baby bump. No it's not the camera adding 10 lbs, no its not just an ill-fitting dress, and no she doesn't just have a "little tummy". Girlfriend is preggers, at least that's how I'm gonna call it for now.

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Update! Looks like I was right. Check out these pictures from Cate's appearance on the UK talk show Friday Night with Jonathan Ross

Photo Credit:Just Jared

Early Congrats to Cate and her husband Andrew Upton (even though its not officially confirmed)!

A Long Way From The Partridge Family...

2007-10-29T07:43:00.000-07:00

Danny Bonaduce was at the erotic ball in San Francisco this weekend and he showed everyone way more than they ever wanted or needed to see.

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Click HERE to see Danny Bonaduce's teeny tiny incredibly abnormal and actually quite scary pee pee!

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Why have my last five posts been about naked people? This is the last one for a while I promise! Unless tomorrow Brad Pitt decides to flash some paparazzi, then I'd have to go back on my word. You understand.

If You Haven't Already Seen Bai Ling's Tits, And For Some Bizarre Reason You Want To, Today Is Your Lucky Day!

2007-10-28T16:37:00.000-07:00

Click HERE to see Bai Ling's tatas!

Paris Hilton Dressed As Alice In Wonderland...And Marilyn Manson

2007-10-28T16:27:00.000-07:00

It's Paris's favorite time of year...Halloween! It's the one day that when she dresses like a complete whore it's semi-tolerable...because it's a costume. This is Paris's rendition of Alice in Wonderland at the Playboy mansion.

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I'm sorry, but what is up with the Marilyn Manson contacts? Seriously, she's freaking me out. That's not hot, Paris.

Violet Affleck Has A Gap-Tooth...

2007-10-28T14:06:00.000-07:00

...but she's still adorable!

Photos: Just Jared

Violet and her mommy Jennifer Garner playing in Central Park in NYC. I love this family. Thank god Ben got away from J. Lo when he did. Who knows what kind of diva spawns they would've produced?

Gyllenspoon Halloween Style

2007-10-28T13:34:00.000-07:00

Don't bother hiding we see you Reese! Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon rolling up to Kate Hudson's Halloween party. I have no idea what they're dressed as but it looks like Reese is some sort of Marilyn Monroe-ish character? Thoughts?

Photo: Just Jared

Viva Gyllenspoon! (Even though it's a sham!) Hooray!

Update!
More pics of Gyllenspoon and their bizarro costumes HERE!

More Hills Drama: Audrina Says "Fuck You" To Justin Bobby!

2007-10-28T10:31:00.000-07:00

I saw this one coming. Check out the video link below of Audrina and Justin Bobby's public dispute outside of an L.A. nightclub, it's pretty entertaining for many, many reasons.

Click HERE to watch Audrina lose it!

Okay for one, thank God Justin Bobby is out. He bothers me to no end, but he did make the show a little more interesting. Two, I feel bad for Audrina, I'm pretty sure in the video she says "I saw you guys fuck in the car!" Ruh roh. Three, the best part of this video is the giddy MTV photographers who go chasing after Audrina and Lauren like little boys on Christmas. Like I said, priceless.

Spice Girls Cat Fights Soon To Come!

2007-10-28T09:28:00.000-07:00

The girls have been reunited for how long, a month now? And they're already at eachothers throats.

Click Here for a very very long but semi-interesting article if you wanna know how catty Spice World has become!

Why Kiefer?? Whyyyy?

2007-10-28T09:19:00.000-07:00

I totally had a crush on Kiefer Sutherland...until now.

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Come on man! Jack Bauer doesn't take off his pants in diners! Get your act together and make yourself more attractive again please.

The Papparazi Will Rob You...If You Leave A Camera Filled With Naked Pictures Of You and Lindsay Lohan In Your Car

2007-10-28T01:46:00.000-07:00

Sooooo Lindsay Lohan's new boyfriend Riley Giles is wicked pissed because shit was stolen out of his car while he and Lindsay were having a "low key" dinner.

Click on the picture to see the bulletin enlarged.

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I wonder what kind of scandalicious pictures we're going to see come out of that camera? Remember everyone, sober or not, Lindsay is a freak! All I can say is "Welcome to Hollywood holmes!"

Why Is Justin Timberlake Such A Douche?

2007-10-28T01:38:00.000-07:00

CLICK HERE to find out!