Heidi Montag possibly filming a music video? Vomit.

(Pictures: Pacific Coast News)

I'm sorry, but Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are the shadiest, most manipulative couple in reality tv history. How many times now have the paparazzi "caught" Spencer and Heidi on the beach? Her breast implants are too big for her body, first of all. Secondly, is it just me or is it beyond pathetic when your scumbag fiance has to film your first "music video" himself with a low budget digital camera? TEAM LAUREN all the way! Is there even a team for Heidi? Seriously anyone on Team Heidi please comment and let me know you're out there because I'm really not sure you even exist at this point.